The best way to bond with someone isn't doing a favor, it's asking for one.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You weren't ready. Leave it there.
LALara Axelrod
Why the fuck not?
What is it that you do that you're the best in the world at? You offer a service you didn't invent, a formula you didn't invent, a delivery method you didn't invent. Nothing about what you do is patentable or a unique user experience. You haven't identified an isolated market segment, haven't truly branded your concept. You need me to go on? So, why would an investment bank put serious money into it? I all but told you ahead of time, but you wouldn't listen. Now you've heard it, but it's too late. You weren't ready.
Nobody leaves here until you hand me an idea that I can shock the world with in a few days time!
You were wrong. I’m not human. I am a machine. I’m a fucking Terminator.
Nobody leaves a negotiation happy.
Surrendered like a French fucking soldier!
You know what it takes to find a truffle? A hog, a dog, whatever keenly scented, carefully trained animal gets the assignment, spends a lifetime traipsing through the dark, sniffing out the slightest aroma. And only then the digging begins. And what do you think they’re digging through?Shit. That’s the thing we don’t say much about, right? The things we most value, the things we pay most dearly to ingest are grown in shit.
You get one life, so do it all.
TMTaylor Mason
I like nightmares. When I wake up, they leave me deeply valuing my reality.
You know those poison-tip arrows that certain tribes use that go through one guy and kill another? This might be like that — golden frog poison. I tried to smoke it once. Shaman jumped across the tent to stop me.
We all mask certain emotions, often our most intense ones, like Bjorn Borg did. But like Borg, eventually, it'll end up costing you everything.
Rich guys head to the city when their marriages fall apart for the same reason birds fly south instead of freezing their asses off.
My father always said laughter was the best medicine, which is why I was so confused when I finally tried cocaine in the '80s.
As you wish, my liege.
You have about as much edge as Mister Rogers.
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