Forget it. It's too hard to look cool standing on a giant tongue depressor.
(crying) But, Yumi, how am I gonna meet tall frosties if I'm beached and they're all catching the tasty wave action? It's not fair!
(sighs) Fine. I'll do it.
Okay now stop talking like that.
Trust me, Yumi, you're gonna love surfing. And who knows? Maybe we'll even score some cute dates.
The only date I'm interested in is the one with that All-U-Can Eat Luau Bar. So let's make this snappy, okay?
Great. What are we gonna do now?
Simple, we'll just paddle back to shore.
Nothing to drink, nothing to eat. We're doomed down here!
It's okay, Yumi. We can just drink all of this incredible wonderfully creamy milk. [drinks saltwater from the ocean]
[grabs Ami] Ami, what are you doing? That’s not milk, it’s nasty salt water!
Don't be silly. Of course it’s milk. Why else would those pretty flying unicorns be drinking it?
Uh, the donuts are more like pancakes now.
Gosh, Yumi. I sure learned something today. How about you?
No doubt. Stay away from discount sushi.
It can be hazardous to your health.
Not to mention the health of our cheapskate manager! And that's a lesson that rocks.
I’m not sharing squat. What? Can a girl be sweet and greedy?
If they can’t see me, it’s not stealing.
Girls, I have two big surprises for you.
You bought me a pink pony?
You finally decided to transplant your back hair on top of your head?
[happy] No. [angry] And no.
FB Flash Backman
Ooh, that was like awesome! Man, that’s the kind of action this show needed! In fact, this is too good for a mere music video. I think I’m going to release this as my next big feature film sequel!
This is ridiculous, I'm gonna prove it!
[picking and eating sushi from the ground] See, nothing bad hap-
My sources say wrong, fishface!
I can never talk when you start talking like that! It always makes me crazy, and you know it!
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