“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

You know I had a brother with this many issues once.

Yeah?

You know what I did?

Mmm?

I ate him.

Of course you did.

Idea: you want to trade? I mean, I'll take "Chuckles" over "Schizo".

No, I like this one's hair better. You can stay in the big one.

You're a virile manifestation of the divine. [Walks away]

Dean

[to Sam] The hell did he say to me?

Sam

Dean...

Dean

Oh! He speaks.

You're the brothers from the --

Sam

Oh, no, no, no, no. The Winchester guys on the news a couple weeks back? No -- we get that a lot.

Dean

Yeah, no. Those depraved killers got put down like the dogs that they were. Us on the other hand, we're completely harmless.

Sam

He broke my spoon.

Sam

I mean, how many crystal balls do you figure there are in Lily Dale?

Dean

Somewhere between 50 and, uh, all of them.

Dean

Yeah. See, there's, uh, fake whoo-whoo crap, and there's real whoo-whoo crap.

Well, yeah, but... ghosts?

Dean

Oh, trust me. There's a lot weirder out there than that.

So "The X-files" is real, or you just stopped talking like an FBI agent.

Sam

Well, um... we're not FBI agents.

I need a drink.

Dean

I support that.

I'm sorry I don't normally do this during business hours, but do you know an Eleanor or an Ellen? She seems quite concerned about you. She wants to tell you, pardon me, if you don't tell someone how bad it really is? She'll kick your ass from beyond. You have to trust someone again, eventually

Sam

Says who? Look, I'll work this damn case, but you lied to me, and you killed my friend.

Dean

No, I put down a monster who killed four people, and if you didn't know her, you'd have done the same thing.

Sam

I did know her, Dean.

Dean

Yeah, which is why you couldn't do it. Look, I get it. There are certain people in this world, no matter how dangerous they are, you just can't.

Sam

Don't pull that card! That's bull. Look, if I've learned one thing, it's that if something feels wrong, it probably is!

Dean

Usually, yeah. But killing Amy was not wrong. You couldn't do it, so I did. That's what family does -- the dirty work. And I woulda told you, eventually, once I knew that this whole "waving a gun at Satan" thing was a one-time show. I think it's reasonable to want to know that you're off the friggin' high dive, Sam. You almost got us both killed, so you can be pissed all you want, but quit being a bitch.

Sam

You were right. About Amy. If she was... just any monster, I'm not sure I could have let her walk away. I don't know. I mean, I'll never know.

Dean

So, what are you saying?

Sam

What I'm saying is... I get why you did it. You were just trying to make sure no one else got hurt. But here's the thing. You can't just look me in the face and tell me you're fine. I mean, you're not sleeping, you drink for the record --

Dean

Oh, here we go.

Sam

Look, whatever. Last one to preach, I know. But... Just be honest with me. How are those the actions of someone who knows they did the right thing?

Dean

You want me to be honest?

Sam

Yeah.

Dean

I went with my gut. And that felt right. I didn't trust her, Sam. Of course, ever since Cas, I'm having a hard time trusting anybody. And as far as how I been acting... I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause I don't like lying to you. You know, it doesn't feel right. So, yeah, you got me there. I been climbing the walls.

Sam

I know how that is.

Sam

All right, um... So, a little sudden. But life is short, so I'll keep this shorter. I'm in love. And I'm getting married... Say something, like, uh, like, "congratulations," for example.

Dean

What?

Dean

It’s a waffle iron. Nonstick. You just... I actually don’t know how to use it. We good?

Garth

He said you’d be all surly and premenstrual working with me.

Garth

Uh, here's the plan. I drop this lady at my cousin's. He'll stop anything trying to get her. We, uh, find Sam, hopefully fix this, everybody's home in time for "America's Got Talent." Now, you -- you'll be living with a tri-racial paraplegic sniper until this all blows over, okay?