The first time anyone's ever been grateful for traffic cameras.
DDodger
Why are you doing this? I’m exactly like you. I only steal from the rich.
[shocks the Dodger in the chest with his own tazer] I’m not Robin Hood.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
That's broken. It got busted during the crash.
Did you try to get it to work?
I'm better at pulling things apart.
My father was a pilot and he used to do his own maintenance.
So you're hoping that aircraft maintenance is genetic?
No, I used to help him and I liked it. Then I got pretty good at it. So maybe I-
You should be training for the inevitable fight that's looming.
I think I have a better chance of making the radio work.
We can't just sit here and wait for Fyers to come and kill us.
I did have one idea. If you go into the forest and gather as much bamboo as you can find...
Yeah?
We could build ourselves a boat like they did on Gilligan's Island.
FLFloyd Lawton
Look, I'm retired.
CWChina White
To drink and smoke your life away?
We all got to die some time.
CChina
I need someone to die at the right time. And no one does it better than you.
My vision ain't exactly what it used to be.
CChina
No. It's going to be better.
So... who needs two bullets in the chest?
I'm being honored by the Starling City Municipal Group. They're honoring me with their annual humanitarian award.
What, they ran out of actual humans to give it to?
Your father's been poisoned. An assassin named Floyd Lawton laces his bullets with curare. I've dealt with this before. We need to dilute the poison in bloodstream.
I said stay the hell back!
In three minutes he's paralyzed. In four minutes, he suffocates. If you don't let me help you now, he's dead before anybody gets here!
Help. How?
Fresh blood buys him time to get to the hospital.
A blood transfusion? That's insane!
It's the only way. He needs your blood. You're out of time. You need to make a decision right now.
Why should I trust you?
[pulls off his hood showing his face to Tommy] Because you always have.
Oliver, if you still didn't have feelings for this girl, you would have followed a different solution than letting her extort you into killing someone.
So what do you want me to do? You want me to kill her?
I think you would have along time ago if she looked like me instead of the T-Mobile girl. She's a stone cold killer, Oliver.
Sorry, am I... interrupting something?
We were just... talking about you.
And here I thought you didn't care much about me.
Still don't.
Helena.
Yes, or as I like to call her, your psycho ex-girlfriend.
You didn't show up for the job I got you.
Yeah, I had second thoughts on parking your brother's Bentley.
What, being a valet is beneath you?
No, but accepting charity from some rich girl is.
Why are you so obsessed with the fact that I have money? You know, money isn't everything.
[scoffs] Spoken like someone who's got it. Now, uh, if you excuse me, I need to get back to my life of crime.
Just your father. Anyone else gets hurt and I'll put an arrow in you.
That's sweet. Now I know how you charmed your cop girlfriend.
What?
Nothing. It's just - you went over there to get all Grrr. Stop being bad or I'll arrow you. And now you want to rescue him?
I don't like the idea that somebody dangerous is out there... [Diggle and Felicity stare] Somebody else. Because typically they don't show my level of restraint.
Why do you have a gun?
Because I'm no good with knives.
I could use some advice. I'm sort of dating this guy who would definitely be described as a bad boy. I've figure as someone who's dated a gajillion of them...
I haven't dated a gajillion. [Thea stares] All right, guilty as charged. You want my advice? Run. As fast as you possibly can.
Oliver, you've been spending a lot of time under that hood the last couple of weeks.
Keeps my ears warm.
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