Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Guten tag.
Yes! Alright, we're up. Disengage the Veronica Hulkbuster Protocol.
In the beginning, men controlled machines. Now machines control the fate of man.
Yeah, okay, right! Are you calling the Avengers?
As they say in German, no.
What the hell is this program, Siri for nihilists?!
It sounds like my dad.
[after Happy saves him from falling to his death] You saved me? Why?
It's Christmas, Hammer. Goodwill towards men. Even the bad ones.
The Guardians of the Multiverse. Heroes plucked from across different realities to protect the fate of all of them. But you don't know her story. From the daughter of a mad Titan to the champion of a multiversal war, Gamora's path to becoming the hero of her story began in someone else's.
With his home on the verge of destruction, Tony Stark, self made Iron Man, made the ultimate hero's play. But in this universe, Tony never made it home.
Your victory might've been glorious, but it will also be short.
Victory? Glory? People died. I lost a friend. Do you know what it's like to see your home world destroyed? Almost brought to its knees by a madman? Huh? Did you know about Daddy's plan? Did you watch as those things tried to break us?
You were lucky. Next time..
There won't be a next time, Xena .
[to Valkyrie] My guess — and I'm in no way speaking from personal experience — you want the thrill. To feel alive, if only for a moment, y'know? So you can forget whatever mistake has you chasing that demon in a bottle.
[putting down her bottle] First, Demon in a Bottle is sewer water. This is Demon Rum. Top-shelf. Gold label.
You're really gonna risk everything for a bunch of strangers on an alien junk planet?
Yeah, that's what I do. I'm Iron Man.
Iron Man? Wow! Your mother must be proud. I bet Mrs. Iron brags to all the neighbors.
So, um, Mountain Man said something about the "spawn of Thanos" being on your tail.
Yeah. I hear he's the type you wouldn't wanna meet in a dark alley.
You shouldn't be here, you should be running.
Ever hear of campground rules? "Always leave a place better than you found it."
[sings in falsetto] Woah, I'm melting... [in normal voice, unfazed] Hey, I like it. What is this? Woah, that feels good. Ooooh... viscous.
He smells like bad life choices.
I don't do sequels, normally. What's the point of revisiting the story when there are infinite stories to be told? But then, not every universe is home to a Captain Peggy Carter. The super-soldier, the hero of World War II, a woman quite literally ahead of her time. But there is only one Peggy Carter that I would call my friend. She and the Guardians of the Multiverse saved all of existence. I returned the heroes to their own worlds, the exact moments they left. Peggy, though, she thought her story was over, but it was only just beginning.
There's been rumors about the HYDRA Stomper's survival since the 1960s.
The 1960's?! Why wasn't I debriefed on this?
Because we didn't debrief you on Bigfoot, either!
Wait, what?
I may be an old man, boys, but I've punched Nazis and shared beers with aliens. I can handle myself.
As long as I was going on a mission, I could pretend you weren't gone. It's crazy.
No, not crazy. Very human, actually.
You are Captain Margaret Carter. The epitome of womanhood and science. I don't know whether to kiss you, kill you, or dissect you.
Let me guess. Maybe all three.
Yes, good plan!
That is she? The one who can save our queen?
More. The one who can save our world.
So much for taking a night off. Watcher! WATCHER?!
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