I probably sound Welsh on the telly.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I love blinking, I do!
What is a Liberal Democrat?
Is the jelly cooked.
This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes to get dressed...
Helen: dressed? What as in clothes?
Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!
Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside), "It's just like being in Spain!"
What does insanity MEAN???
Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers
I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size
I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed.
... They're self-indulged with themselves...
I fancy cheese on toast.
A while later... "I fancy something to eat but I'm not sure what I fancy.
What's in kidney beans?"
Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?
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