This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
CCaller
[beeep] It's Laurie at the trailer park. A space opened up. Do you want me to save it, or are the cops gonna let you stay where you are?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
STSandra Turkel
Do you have a gun?
No, no I don't, I... Matter of fact I'm scared to death of them.
[as he is trying to leave the hospital, but Stoner holds him at gunpoint] The doctor told me to go straight home, go to bed, and no excitement. And I'm just not going to let you qualify as excitement because I don't want to go back in there and get fed through a tube.
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
CCaller
[beeep] You really want Shim in the seventh? C'mon, that nag couldn't go a mile on a pickup truck. Call me!
[to Agent Shore] That’s my career specialty – ducking process servers.
I don't know what's goin' on, but believe me I don't want any trouble.
TBTorrance Beck
You already got trouble. The only question is whether you're going to wake up tomorrow breathing air or dirt.
WJWarner Jameson
Pity we aren't the same age. I could take you out behind the wood shed and we could bash it around for a while.
Well, I don't go in for that kind of thing...
TDTaxi driver
$10.45.
[hands over cash] Keep the change.
TDTaxi driver
Ten buck tip. What do I gotta do for it?
There's a trailer parked by the beach. 2354 Pacific Coast Highway. I want ya to go inside and you'll find a very crotchety old man tied up. Untie him.
TDTaxi driver
You're kiddin'.
He's my father.
TDTaxi driver
There's a punchline, right?
Whatever you got on the meter, you get from him. You keep the $10 tip.
TDTaxi driver
Add another five and you got a deal.
[Smiles and hands over another five bucks] You and my father ate gonna get along reeaal good.
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
CCaller
It's Audra. Remember last summer at Pat's? I've got a twelve-hour layover before I go to Chicago. How about it?
NFNancy Frazer
[to Rockford upon his return from Europe] You had yourself a nice vacation, didn't you? You ought to write a book: "How To See Europe on $200 a Day Plus Expenses."
[stops for a hitchhiker] If I'm not being too personal uh, what kind of work do you do?
I'm a model. I just had a rough time with an 'occupational hazard.' By the way, thanks for the ride. My name's Marilyn Polonski.
Jim Rockford.
Most of the artists I pose for are interested in their work. This one today was a real grope-freak! [giggles] I grabbed my clothes, I ran so fast, I didn't get my 23 dollars.
[Jim looks at her puzzled]
It's my modeling fee: 20 dollars an hour with the clothes on, 23 for the 'real me'.
Is there enough business around to keep the 'real you' busy?
Almeria's 'bulging' with artists.
Is there anything you won't do for money?
Well, there's two things. I won't kill for it, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to about anything.
I'm the national advertising manager for the Avocado Growers of America.
What'd he do, steal a crate of avocados?
He's our top animator. Yeah he took off and we can't seem to find anybody who can draw the avocado "Bandito".
You kidding?
Yeah.
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
CCaller
[beeep] This is the blood bank. If you don't have malaria, hepatitis, or TB, we'd like to have a pint of your blood.
What's wrong?
I am THROUGH talking to you! Look at you, an inch or two to the right and you'd be missing that eye!
Yeah, but look at it this way, an inch or two to the left and he'd have missed me completely.
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