Stiles; A Stiles.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
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What?
Bad guy, right? I didn't misread that?
I didn't say it back.
[to Scott] I swear to God, McCall, if you don't get Dunbar out here in three, this will be your last day as assistant coach.
This is my last day as assistant coach.
I can still dock your pay.
I'm a volunteer. [reaches down to grab the whistle hanging around his neck] Do you want my whistle?
Who gave you a whistle?
[to Scott] Assistant coach! What exactly are you doing?
Drills?
You're giving them hope! When did I ever give you hope?
Never.
Exactly! Nothing motivates more than withering criticism.
Who is that kid? He's spectacular!
Coach, that's Liam.
Well, how the hell am I supposed to tell them apart? They're all wearing the same thing!
They've got numbers on their jerseys.
Scott [to Coach Finstock about Liam] He's the backbone of this team. He's stepped it up in every way possible. A born leader who can handle anything you throw at him.
[Scene cuts to Liam in the locker room, lying down on the bench]
I can't handle this.
[When Scott is trying to get Liam out of bed to go to school]
Liam...
No, I'm...I'm sick. I'm sick.
You're not sick.
Yeah, I'm, like, deathly ill. It's serious. I think... I think it's the flu.
It's not flu season.
Uh, then I probably have pneumonia.
Liam, you're a werewolf. You can't get pneumonia.
I don't think I should go to school. Or outside. Or anywhere. Ever again.
It doesn't matter what you think, okay? Because you gotta go. Now, all you do is pretend like nothing happened.
Pretend? I'm just supposed to pretend?
Think of it like when Superman gets caught with his glasses off. You know, he doesn't give up. He puts them back on and says, "I'm still Clark Kent."
You want me to wear glasses?
No. I want you to go to school, okay? And be Liam Dunbar. Just like how Superman has to be Clark Kent, like Spiderman, and Captain America...
Captain America is just Steve Rogers. He doesn't have to pretend. Everyone already loves him unlike us, who everyone hates. They hate us for trying to save their lives.
You're right. We are trying to save our lives. Which is why you're gonna get up and go to school and pretend like nothing happened because if you don't, more people could die.
I have to get out of here.
No! If you leave, these rumors never stop. You've gotta just convince them that you're a regular kid.
I'm not a regular kid!
Look, remember what Scott said? Be Clark Kent.
Clark Kent turns into a guy in a red and blue outfit and a cape. I turn into a monster with claws and fangs!
So our guidance counselor is a werewolf hunter? I'm never asking for guidance again.
[to Liam] I had to knock you out.
Yeah, how many times?
[smiles] Five.
[while talking on the phone with Mason] Did it work?
Yup. Nolan's right behind me. Like, literally right behind me. He's driving a bright red car. He's actually terrible at this.
[After Liam and Theo start a fake fight to distract the hunters]
You ripped my t-shirt.
Yeah, you broke my nose. Twice. It healed. You broke it again. Two times.
[Liam punches Theo in the face]
Three times.
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