Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm sorry. I just don't think I can stay.
Actually, it's okay.
[surprised] You're breaking up with me?
[laughs] I... I like you. A lot. You're incredibly good-looking, and smart, and sweet, and... I... I just don't think I can do it.
[confused] Date me?
Date a werewolf.
You knew?
Dude, it's Beacon Hills!
[Scott, Lydia, and Stiles bring an unconscious de-aged Derek to Deaton's clinic]
[shocked] Wow.
Wow? Wow, as in, "I've seen this before, and I know exactly what to do" kind of wow? 'Cause that's the kind of wow we were hoping for.
[about Malia] So, it's like two in the morning. I wake up, and she's just lying right next to me. She just sneaks in! This is, like, five times a week.
And then what happens?
[shows him claw marks on his back] This.
[in awe] Holy--
Yeah, right on, right? After that, we spent the rest of the night spooning.
That sounds okay...
Yeah, but I'm always the little spoon. Always.
[Sheriff Stilinski has just found de-aged Derek at the station after he's arrested]
I want you to be honest with me. Absolutely and completely honest. [He pauses dramatically] Have you been time traveling?
Hang on. WHAT?!
Because if time-traveling is real, ya know what? I'm done. I'm out! You're going to be driving me to Eichen House!
We found him like that!
[exasperated] Where?! Swimmin' in the fountain of youth?!
No! We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Aztec temple in Mexico... underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake...
[pauses] You told me you were camping!
Yeah, we were! ...In Mexico.
[about Derek] I shouldn't have done that. I lied my ass off.
Hey, your ass is fine. You saved him a ton of unnecessary pain. We'll figure this out in a day or two, he goes back to being old Derek, everyone's happy... Except for Derek, who's never happy...
Scott's going to find Peter, and we're supposed to meet Stiles at Scott's house.
That sounds like a horrible plan. But, we've had worse. Like yesterday, in Mexico...?
[awkward] About that... Remember how we were in the club, and you and Scott were tied up to electrified cables?
Vividly.
I know. I guess what I'm trying to ask is... if my hand was on the dial connected to you, and I had to turn it up to ten...
...Would I be angry?
...Yeah...
No. Because I knew you had no choice, exactly like Scott knows. And, if you're worried about him, just remember you're a katana-wielding, badass kitsune. And, he couldn't be more into you.
What are you doing here?
I heard you were coming to talk to Peter. And, since Lydia tells me he's basically Satan in a v-neck, I figured you shouldn't be alone.
Peter, this is Malia.
[stunned] Beautiful eyes. Did you get them from your father?
[Malia looks at him warily]
Mother.
Interesting. Anyway, I'm sure they've told you a lot about me.
The homicidal killing spree came up.
[smirks] Well, we're all works in progress.
Can't someone in this town stay dead?
I think they were hoping you would.
Do you have any idea why Kate would turn Derek into a teenager again?
[thinks for a moment] What color were his eyes?
Blue.
Hmm. After Paige. Which could mean around the time he first met Kate...
[shocked] Derek and Kate knew each other?
[smirks] Biblically. That's right, Scott-- you weren't the first wolf to climb into a hunter's bed.
This is it? You're sure?
Yeah.
It doesn't look like much.
That's 'cause it isn't. Quite the elaborate scheme you have here, Kate. Two countries, Aztec temples, Derek returned to a teenager... One that trusted you. One that loved you. All this complication, just to gain access to our vault. Just to get your hands on that little piece of junk. Turn it over. Go ahead. There's a scrape on the back where it used to say, "Made in China."
[to Stiles] You seriously need to find something better than a baseball bat.
[to Kate about the triskelion] Derek gave up on it back when he learned another way to control the shift. One I taught him. I taught him to use emotion. To use anger. And to focus on it, to feel every ounce of rage and hatred he that he could summon. It was the anger that taught him control. So, you want to learn to control it? You want to get angry, Kate? Let's get angry!
[Lydia and Stiles have found Peter in the vault after the robbery, where he is muttering under his breath. They look at him in confusion]
It was never... never about the triskelion. They took it. They took it while I was blind...
Took what?
Bonds. Bearer bonds. And they took them all.
Bearer bonds? Hold on, are you saying you got robbed?
This was a heist. Somebody planned this.
How much did they take?
117...
[shocked] Thousand?
...Million.
Hello, Sean. I just killed your family. Do you want to die like them? Begging for your life? Or, do you want to fight? I'll give you some help. Wrap a towel around your first. Smash the mirror. Use one of the shards to defend yourself. Go ahead, I'm waiting. [He waits a beat] Are you ready, Sean? Because here I come.
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