Were you really gonna pull the trigger on Stiles?
To be honest, I'm not sure.
...I'd check the firing pin.
[confused] You removed it? [Allison smiles] That's why women are the leaders in our family.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Back in his room, Stiles had a board with my name on one of the pieces. If this is a game to him, then I need to figure out the plays.
Not so easy to do when it's a game without rules.
[frowns] What does that mean?
You're dealing with the kind of spirit that's lived too long to play by human rules. It's a fox spirit that chose to become human. And supposedly, that's something that can do only after about a hundred years. If a kitsune is an annoying pain in the ass, then a nogitsune, which is a dark kitsune, is a freaking disaster. Besides, chess is Stiles' game. It's not the game of a Japanese fox.
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[to Scott] Oh, I hope he gets there in time. I like the twins. Short tempers, homicidal compulsions... they're a lot more fun than you bakemono trying to save the world every day.
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Really, Melissa? I shed one tear, that's all it takes? Come on. You can't crumble that easily. How are you going to hold up when Scott knows the truth?
[confused] What?
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When he finds out why his dad really left? You know he overheard it, right? [beat] You had no idea! You called Stilinski right after it happened. You didn't tell Scott, but you told the Sheriff. Hmmm. But, Stiles overheard it, like he hears everything. But, you want to know why he never told Scott? Because he knew Scott would never forgive you. He knew how much he would hate you.
[trying to hold back her fury] This isn't you, Stiles.
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[smirks] It is now!
[about Nogitsune/Stiles] He doesn't look like he would survive a slap across the face, much less the bite of a werewolf.
You don't think it would work?
[shakes head] This is more a war of the mind than the body. There are better methods to winning this battle.
[unsure] What kind of methods?
[Peter grabs Scott's arm and flicks out Scott's claws]
We're going to get into his head.
You have no idea what's going on right now, do you?
Why should I care? Scott's never going to trust us anyway. You see the way he looks at us? Like the dogs that bit the neighbor. One more little incident, and he's either going to let us go, or put us down.
[smiles fakely] I'm starting to think the same about you.
See? That's what I'm talking about. I'd probably be in his pack by now if it wasn't for my psychotic brother. The one who has to kill everything in sight.
Careful, Ethan. You're currently the only thing in my sight.
I guess this is the part where I say something witty. [beat] I'm not witty.
So, do we have a plan?
Scott is going to try to dig through pale-and-sickly Evil-Stiles' mind to unearth pale-and-sickly Real-Stiles, then guide him back from the depths of his own subconscious. But, he's not going to do it alone.
What do you mean?
Peter': [looks at Lydia and smirks] Somebody needs to go in with you.
[mutters to himself] Come on, Coach, you gotta have a lighter. I'm gonna burn it down. For Erica. For Boyd. For everyone. I'm gonna burn it.
They're not going to kill each other, are they?
...I think they're going to try.
So, what do we do if we find him?
You're going to have to guide him out somehow. Try to give him back control of his mind, his body.
[aggravated] Could you elaborate on the "somehow?" It's not feeling very specific at the moment.
[shrugs] Improvise!
What if this is another trick?
[offended] When are you people going to start trusting me?
...I meant him. [gestures to Nogitsune/Stiles]
[awkward] Oh.
[frantically] Okay, listen. Listen to me. Whatever's gotten into your head, this isn't the way to deal with it.
You burn my family, I burn yours. In fact, I'll burn the whole building down around you.
That was Kate. You know I had nothing to do with that. I'm not your enemy, Derek. Not anymore.
Yeah, you are! You, and Allison. Which is why I'm not gonna light this yet. [He holds up a lighter] I'm not! We're going to wait until she gets home, and we're going to let her watch.
Do you actually need me to remind you that you're a werewolf?
...We're in Stiles' head!
And you're a supernatural creature with supernatural strength! Break. Free.
Why shouldn't I kill you? How many of us have you murdered? You're not my ally! You're not my ally. You're a hunter.
You're right. I am a hunter. Trained before I could even speak, and trained others. Do you know what the first lesson we teach is? We take our children, we bind them in a chair just like this. Then, we wait for them to get out. Most of them, it takes hours. Others? Seconds.
[He breaks free from the chair, grabs a gun hidden under the desk, and holds it under Derek's chin]
I don't want to kill you, Derek. Don't make me kill you. Please.
Stiles is part of your pack!
[confused] What? What do you mean?
He's human. But, he's still part of the pack, right?
Yeah! Yeah, of course!
[smiles] So, how do wolves signal their location to the rest of the pack?
[wolfs out] They howl.
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