“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Stiles

I thought you liked girls

I do like girls. Do you?

Stiles

Absolutely.

Great!

Stiles

So you also like boys?

Absolutely. Do you?

Kira

How are you so okay with all of this? I showed up a picture that would send anybody else running the other way.

Scott

It didn't look that bad to me.

Kira

[skeptically] I look like a demon from hell.

Scott

I guess I saw something different. It kind of looks like it's, uh, protecting you. Kind of like armor. And it doesn't look like a demon to me.

Kira

What do you think it looks like?

Scott

[hesitates] It looks like a fox.

Bro, sorry, but the Bloody Beetroots doesn't take requests. [Derek nods and tries to continue past the bouncer, who stops him again] Bro seriously, I said the DJ doesnt... [Derek grabs the bouncer by the throat]

Derek

He'll take mine. [tosses the bouncer aside]

Derek

[werewolf range voice] GET OUT!!!

Scott

What was behind the mask?

Argent

Darkness. Absolute darkness.

Scott

Is this about being in my pack?

Aiden

This is about you being the target of demonic ninjas.

Ethan

You mean, the demonic ninjas that pulled swords out of their chests and completely kicked our asses?

Aiden

[smiles fakely] Yeah, those demonic ninjas.

Scott

[to the twins] I'm a true alpha. You have no idea what I can do.

Stiles

Blackouts, but not for that long... And sleepwalking, which I used to do a lot as a kid. Um, also having some really bad anxiety.

Melissa

Panic attacks?

Stiles

Yeah, a couple. Oh, and I temporarily lost the ability to read. But, that might have had more to do with this giant magic tree and the whole human-sacrifice thing...

Melissa

[smiles] I recall something vaguely about that, yes.

Melissa

Been feeling irritable?

Stiles

Yeah, possibly to the point of homicide.

Melissa

Inability to focus?

Stiles

No, the Adderall's not working.

Melissa

Impulsive behavior?

Stiles

More than my usual? Hard to tell.

Melissa

Vivid dreams during the day?

Stiles

Okay, basically all of the above.

Melissa

Get some rest.

Stiles

Thanks, Mom.

Isaac

[to Allison and Chris] Guys, this isn't going to work. I look ridiculous. I mean, I look like I just stepped out of the last period of a Catholic prep school! And there is no way that I'm going to be able to remember all this. I mean, what does this even mean? [He reads off of the card] "Revolving over and under barrels?"

You can do this. You're not a boy if you walk in there acting like a man. Okay? Go in there with confidence, and all they'll see is a boyish looking man.

Isaac

Or, a stupid teenager pretending to be a man. I'm going to get my head blown off by a bunch of Japanese fingerless mobsters...

Kira

I don't wanna sound pessimistic or anything, but do you really think that's going to keep them out?

Scott

Actually, we have a kind of security system. Things happened a couple weeks ago, a lot of things, and we had my boss help make a few changes to the house.

Kira

Your boss? Do you work for a security company or something?

Scott

No, he's a veterinarian.

[to Isaac] You don't know the whole story behind this gun, do you? There was no duel between brothers. That was the cover story. The real one involves an encounter in the woods with a vicious animal. Its bite caused one of the men to change into something... monstrous. By his family's Code, the brother of this man killed him with this very gun.

Scott

Go get a warrant.

I don't need a warrant, I'm your father.

Scott

No, you're a gene donor. I got my hair color from you, and that's all I got. So, you're not allowed to play tough dad with me.

Chris

Starting to remember? It was twenty-four years ago. You know what they are, don't you?

They're called oni. They are demons, and they're unstoppable.