We need a real Alpha. [Scott makes an offended face] You know what I mean. An Alpha who can do Alpha-things! You know, an Alpha who can get it going. You know, get it...
...Up?
[defeated] Great. I'm an Alpha with... performance issues?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What if I can't control it? What if I can't turn back?
Then it takes over. You become Malia. You get further and further away from being human. You turn into an animal. Or worse--
--You turn into Peter.
How am I supposed to help anyone if I'm like this? What am I supposed to do?
Allison. Let me help you. Show me what to do.
Anyone else think we might be doing more harm than good?
We're trying to keep a father from killing his own daughter.
Actually, we're trying to keep a guy from killing a coyote, who is actually his daughter, who we don't know how to change from a coyote back into his daughter...
And again with the not helping.
[Isaac side-eyes Stiles]:
[anxiously] You don't need the instructions. When was the last time you've ever used instructions, am I right? You don't need them because you're too smart to waste your time with them, okay? You can figure it out. Stiles, you're the one who always figures it out. So, you can do it. Figure. It. Out.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about!
You seriously want to go back to high school? Is this about Lydia?
This about getting Scott to change his mind. We're not just Betas anymore, we're Omegas. The bitches, remember? When everyone we've screwed over finds out that we don't have a pack anymore, what do you think's going to happen? We're dead on our own.
That's still better than being back in high school.
Scott, I don't think you get it, yet. You're an Alpha. You're the apex predator! Everyone wants you. You're like the hot girl that every guy wants.
[confused] The hot girl?
You are the hottest girl! [Stiles leaves just as Isaac joins them]
[confused] ...What?
I'm the hot girl?
Yes, you are! [Scott and Isaac both smile like angels]
Barrow went after kids with glowing eyes? He said those exact words?
Yeah, and no one knows how he woke up from anesthesia. Just that when they opened him up, they found a tumor of live flies. Which, in any other circumstance, would be all kinds of awesome.
YMr. Yukimura
"Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
Are you quoting Samuel Beckett to me?
YMr. Yukimura
I thought that was Yoda?
YMr. Yukimura
Someone will show an interest. You're a beautiful girl. How could they not?
The only one who's shown any interest in me is a rabid coyote.
YMr. Yukimura
Well, maybe you could date the coyote?
[about Lydia] She has a feeling, a supernatural feeling!
[confused] Lydia wasn't on the chessboard!
Well, she is now.
[sighs] Kanima?
Um, banshee.
Oh, god.
[about the twins] So, this is how it's gonna be now? We trust them?
Just because I'm letting them help, doesn't mean I trust them.
Yeah, well, I don't trust them, either. Or like them. In fact, I hate them, and I kinda just want them to die.
[to Derek] You know, there's always an element of danger to rituals like this. I'm not particularly fond of them! ...Unless they somehow benefit me in some way.
[rolls eyes] What do you want?
I want to keep them. [Derek side-eyes him] Sentimental value. [Derek side-eyes him harder] She was your mother, but she was also my sister! [Derek gives him an even stronger side-eye] What? Am I not allowed a little bit of sentiment?
If I were four years younger, I'd punch you!
What? Coach, that doesn't make sense.
Oh. Well, it does to me.
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