“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Dean

You did the right thing, you know. That guy was a monster, there was no going back. Sam, I wanna tell you I'm sorry. I've been kind of hard on you, lately.

Sam

Don't worry about it, Dean.

Dean

It's just that your, uh, your psychic thing, it scares the crap out of me.

Sam

Look, if it's all the same. I'd really rather not talk about it.

Dean

Wait. What? You don't want to talk? You?

Sam

There's nothing more to say. I can't keep explaining myself to you. I can't make you understand.

Dean

Why don't you try?

Sam

I can't. Because this thing, this blood, it's not in you the way it's in me. It's just something I've gotta deal with.

Dean

Not alone.

Sam

Anyway, it doesn't matter. These powers... it's playing with fire. I'm done with them. I'm done with everything.

Dean

Really? Well, that's a relief. Thank you.

Sam

Don't thank me. I'm not doing it for you. Or for the angels or for anybody. This is my choice.

Dean

Come on man, it's like the good old days! An honest-to-goodness monster hunt! It's about time the Winchesters got back to tackling a straightforward, black-and-white case.

Dean

We've still got to see the new "raiders" movie.

Sam

Saw it.

Dean

Without me?

Sam

You were in Hell.

Dean

That's no excuse!

Sam

Can you describe her assailant?

Oh, he was a vampire.

Dean

Okay, right. And by that you mean...

Ed

You know, a vampire.

Dean

Uh-huh. So, he looked like--

Ed

He looked like a vampire! You know with the fangs and the slicked back hair and the fancy cape and the little medallion thingy on the ribbon.

Dean

I don't think we're staying on the case.

What, is it too weird for you?

Dean

Not weird enough.

Uh, pizza delivery?

Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.

Uh-huh. That'll be $15.50.

Tell me...

Yeah?

Is there garlic on this pizza?

I don't know. Did you order garlic?

No!

Then no. Look, Mister, I've got four other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go?

Of course. Yes. But I have a coupon.

Sam

Dude, you're going 20.

Dean

And?

Sam

That's the speed limit.

Dean

And what, safety's a crime now?

Sam

Dude, where are you going? That was our hotel.

Dean

Sam, I'm not going to make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic. I'm not suicidal! Did I just say that? That was kinda weird.

Sam

Do you hear something?

Dean

Am I haunted? Am I haunted?!

Dean

Oh, I'm not carrying that. [Sam gives him a look] It could go off. [grabs a flashlight] I'll man the flashlight.

Sam

You do that.

Sam

One...two...three! [Opens locker to reveal a meowing cat]

Dean

[Lets out a long, exceedingly girly scream] That was scary!

Dean

What are we doing?

Sam

We're hunting a ghost.

Dean

A ghost. Exactly. Who does that?

Sam

Us.

Dean

Us, right. And that, Sam, that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no, we... we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We... are insane! You know, then there’s the bad diner food and the--and the skeevy motel rooms and the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously! I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me, eight hours a day every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again and I- and I-I sing along, I'm annoying, I know that. And you... you're gassy! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic! I mean, you know what, you can forget it.

Sam

Dean, where're you going?

Dean

Stay away from me Sam, okay? Because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the-and the-and the Hell Hounds and the Ghost Sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. I quit.

Sam

Yeah. How you feeling, by the way?

Dean

Fine.

Bobby

You sure, Dean? 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.

Dean

I'm fine. What? You want to go hunt? I'll hunt... I'll kill anything.

Sam

[playfully] Awwww.

Bobby

[equally playful] He's adorable.

Sam

Really? After that guy choked down all those razor blades?

Dean

It's Halloween, man.

Sam

Yeah. For us, every day is Halloween.

Dean

Don't be a downer. Anything interesting?

Castiel

The decision's been made.

Uriel

[chuckles] By a mud monkey.

Castiel

You shouldn't call them that.

Uriel

Ah, it's what they are. Savages. Just plumbing on two legs.

Castiel

You're close to blasphemy. There's a reason we were sent to save him. He has potential. He may succeed here. And any rate, it's out of our hands.

Uriel

It doesn't have to be.

Castiel

And what would you suggest?

Uriel

That we drag Dean Winchester out of here, then we blow this insignificant pinprick off the map.

Castiel

You know our true orders. Are you prepared to disobey?

My love.

You've aged.

This face... I can't fool you.

Your beauty is beyond time. [snaps her neck] Whore.

Uriel

The only reason you're still alive, Sam Winchester, is because you've been useful. But the moment that ceases to be true, the second you become more trouble than you're worth... One word. One. And I will turn you to dust. As for your brother, tell him that maybe he should climb off of that high horse of his. Ask Dean what he remembers from Hell.