[Jade inside of Jackie's body] Jade's voice: So, uncle, can I keep the skin a while longer? (talking about staying in Jackie's body for a bit longer)
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hey, sorry I goofed on you back there, Chip.
CChip
Whatever. It's tough enough getting Coach to take me seriously. I don't need your help in that department.
Tch. Listen Chip, if there's one rule Jade Chan lives by, it's this: If coach won't give you a shot, you have to put yourself in the game.
CChip
You're just a little girl. What do you know about football?
Let's just say my coach doesn't always put me in the game, but I know you can't make the big plays from the sidelines.
Jackie! You are terrible rabbit catcher!
CChip
Sir, you are in possession of Warren Oates Memorial High Football Team property! [Daolon Wong hisses at Chip] What school are you from?
[speeding by on rollerblades; takes the rabbit] I will not bring it back later, thank you!
CChip
How many schools are trying to nab him?
[at a High School football game]
Gan, Ren, Chui! [summons the Dark Enforcers]
Hey football!
Bonding time, eh Big-D?
[hugging Daolon] We knew you were one of us!
[leading the Cheerleaders in a new chant]
Give me a Di!
CCheerleaders
Di!
Give me a Zao!
CCheerleaders
Zao!
Put that together, and what do you have?
CCheerleaders
[dancing] Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao! Yu mo gui gwai fai di zao!
[the cheering gives Uncle a magic boost, helping him overcome Daolon Wong's magic]
Go Jackalopes!
Oh my.
If you come for a gift, well I'm afraid you've just made the naughty list.
Your Chi is the only gift I require.
Thank you! Merry Christmas! Bye bye! [chuckles]
Are you sure Uncle isn't running a fever?
Jade, Uncle loves Christmas. It is when sales are best. [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Commercialism not important! Christmas spirit is. [puts Santa Hat on Jackie's head]
[walks in with a tray of cookies] Aah, Mother's recipe.
[obviously lying] Yes. And.. we will be so... happy to see her for the holidays, Tohru.
Weird.
We must leave some out for you know who.
Who? [Tohru grows worried when they see Jade standing behind them] Oh! I mean uh, I am sure Santa will be very hungry tonight. [Tohru chuckles]
Tch. Nice try. But I'm old enough to know the low down on the Kris Kringle scam.
Jade, you do not believe in Santa Claus?
Sure I do. Just like I believe the Tooth Fairy, right Jackie?
[flashback; Jackie tries to place a dollar under Jade's pillow only to be caught by her]
Gotcha!
[back to the present]
I told you the Tooth Fairy was sick and I was filling in.
Tooth fairy does not exist.
Ha! See?
But Santa Claus does.
Huh?
I have research to prove it.
[doorbell rings]
[answers the door excited] Mommy! [hugs and kisses the occupant at the door, only to realize it's actually Captain Black] Captain Black?! I am sorry. [puts him down]
That's alright, Tohru. I'm often mistaken for elderly Japanese women.
What would Daolon Wong want with Santa?
Uh, revenge for years of coal?
You brought an elf to a Hanukkah party?
Strange friend, your desire for cheese will not prevail against good.
CHI, not cheese! [fires a blast of Dark Chi magic]
Oh my.
Bah, humbug!
Me, Valmont, mastermind of the Dark Hand, fleeing authorities like a common- [bumps into Daolon Wong, causing him to drop his belongings]
DVDaolon & Valmont
You!
The supplies for my locator spell! You shall suffer for what you have done!
What I have done? You transformed my enforcers into samurai zombies! I've been reduced to performing my own dirty work! [grabs Daolon Wong] Return Finn, Ratso, and Chow to me at once!
Ha! Why would Daolon Wong heed the demands of an insignificant pickpocket?
B- Because I'm bigger than you!
Oh? [blasts Valmont with Dark Chi magic, transforming him into a child] Not anymore.
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