Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
We have to get help before they find us again.
Tch. From who?! We're fresh out of proper authorities! Anybody here could be another Magister, Captain Black has magic issues, the only one who will help us is Uncle, and he can't even use a fax machine!
You're right, we are on our own, so we had better find out exactly what they don't want us to know.
[after Jackie and Jade discover the Magisters are responsible for stealing Stonehenge]
Deny it no further! Thou knoweth too much!
Well duh! We do now!
For somebody who likes his privacy, this dude is such a blabbermouth!
Okay, let's try this one more time! [calls Uncle] Uncle! Evil wizards stole Stonehenge and-
Jackie told me, so we did research. Jade, the wizards are called Magisters.
I know-
One more thing. Their society is very secretive.
I know-
One more thing. They use magic words to cast spells.
I know-
One more thing...
[as Uncle casts Chi Spells over the phone to combat the Magisters]
He can understand sending a spell through the phone, but not a piece of paper?
Rabid hamster climbs wheel!
[as Hak Foo rolls down a hill on a water mill] Hak Foo really rolls with the punches.
Jackie, no!
[after Jackie and Hak Foo are shrunk]
[noticing a giant shoe] SHOE!
No one "shoo's" me! [is kicked my the giant shoe]
This antidote will release from detention he who is trapped in another dimension.
[a portal opens and an amphibious monster appears]
Uhhh, Jackie?
[British Accent] It's just me, but thank you ever so much for freeing me from that beastly limbo.
... Not Jackie.
[Tohru enters with a tray of cookies]
[sniffs the air] Aah, lunch!
Uhh, cookie?
[eyeing Jade] What's a cookie? [roars, frightening Jade and Uncle]
Go away! [the amphibious monster is sent back through the portal] I must find another spell.
You think?!
[while fighting in Tohru's ear] Tohru, you must stop Uncle. I am inside your head!
Sensei, Jackie says he is inside my head.
[Uncle gasps] There is no room to grow inside there.
Tohru's head is going to go Scanner?
Stop! Do not take that which does not belong to you, uh, mortal!
Shiva speaks?
[Jackie gasps]
With a familiar voice.
[Hak Foo destroys the statue's body. Leaving only Shiva's head on Jackie]
Shiva runs too!
[squeaky voice] Tohru! [normal voice] Tohru, it's me! Jackie! Jackie! [squeaky voice] Jackie!
Rampaging rhino runs!
No rhino! No ramming!
But Jackie, I can't take first prize at the talent show if I don't have a talent!
Jade, you have a fine talent. For getting into trouble.
Har. Har.
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