You know what I'm trying to decide?
I don't know. What? Whether Cialis will help you with your little condition?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I've got a lot to celebrate, I mean, after all. Seeing you two in chains?
You kinky son of a bitch. We don't swing that way!
You were possessed.
Possessed like... possessed?
That's what it feels like. Now you know.
I owe you the biggest, "I told you so," ever.
Shotgun shells full of salt.
Whatever works.
Fightin' off monsters with condiments. So, turns out demons are real.
FYI, ghosts are real too. So are werewolves, vampires, changelings, evil clowns that eat people.
Okay, then.
Makes you feel better, Big Foot's a hoax.
It doesn't.
What's out there? Can you guys beat it? Can you win?
[considers his answer] Honestly? I think the world's gonna end bloody. But it doesn't mean we shouldn't fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swingin'. :[smiles]
Plus, you've got nothin' to go home to but your brother.
Yeah.
We know you've had it hard during the crippling writer's strike.
Lazy fat cats!
Who needs writers when you've got guys like us?
[to Sam and Dean] Who made you guys recurring guest stars?
Crap. Crap. Taxidermy, 'kay. You said Daggett was a hospital janitor?
Yeah.
Eww. We got three toe tags here. One, death by gunshots, train accident, and suicide.
Eww.
What?
Well that explains why all the death echoes are here.
[Ed and Harry look confused]
They're here because their bodies are here... Somewhere in the house.
[Ed and Harry still look confused]
Daggett brought the remains home from the morgue to "play".
EHEd and Harry together
[After a pause] Eww!
SSpruce
Oh, that's nasty, dude.
Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.
Inside your duffel bag?
In the salt, you idiot!
And here we were thinking that, you know, we were teaching you. And all this time you were teaching us about heart and about dedication and about how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
I just talked to an 84-year-old grandmother who's having phone sex with her husband. Who died in Korea.
Ugh.
Completely rocked my understanding of the word necrophilia.
[about a demon] And it's following you because...?
I guess I'm big game, you know? My ass is too sweet to let out of sight.
Dean, it's not Dad.
Then what is it?
A Crocotta.
Is that a sandwich?
CCrocotta
[Talking about the technology we have nowadays] You're all so connected... But you've never been so alone.
The only person who can get me out of this thing is me.
And me.
"And me"?
What?
Deep revelation, having a real moment here. That's what you come back with? "And me"?
Do you want a poem?
Moment's gone. Unbelievable.
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