NNeil
You're crazy.
Your girlfriend's past her expiration date and we're crazy?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm sorry.
You -- For what?
The way I've been acting. And for Dad. I mean, he was your dad too. And it's my fault that he's gone.
What are you talking about?
I know you've been thinking it, so have I. Doesn't take a genius to it figure out. Back at the hospital, I made a full recovery. It was a miracle. And five minutes later Dad's dead and the Colt's gone.
Dean.
You can't tell me that there's not a connection there. I don't know how the demon was involved. I don't know how the whole thing went down exactly. But Dad's dead because of me. And that much I do know.
We don't know that. Not for sure.
Sam ... [He starts to cry] You and Dad ... you're the most important people in my life. And now... I never should've come back, Sam. It wasn't natural. And now look what's come of it. I was dead. And I should have stayed dead. You wanted to know how I was feeling. Well, that's it.
[Sam nods]
So tell me. What could you possibly say to make that all right?
[Ash is searching unsuccessfully for information on the case]
Alright, try something else for me. Search Guthry for a housefire; it would be 1983, fire's origin would be a baby's nursery, night of the kid's 6th month birthday.
[Ash stares]
AAsh
Okay, now that is just weird, man. Why the hell would I be looking for that?
[Sam put a bottle on the counter]
Because there's a PBR in it for ya.
AAsh
Give me 15 minutes.
Besides, if I ran off with you, I think your mother might kill me. [gives Ellen a sheepish grin as she glares at him from across the room]
You're afraid of my mother?
[turns back to Jo] I think so.
TTracey
If you want to find him [Andy], try Orchard Street. Just look for a van with a barbarian queen painted on the side.
Barbarian queen?
TTracey
She's riding a polar bear, it's kinda hard to miss.
AAndy
Hey! You think I haven't seen you two? Why are you following me?
Well, we're lawyers. See, a relative of yours has passed...
AAndy
[Interrupting] Tell the truth.
That's what I'm...
We hunt demons.
AAndy
What?
[Shocked] Dean!
Demons, spirits, things your worst nightmares wouldn't even touch. Sam here, he's my brother...
Dean! Shut up!
I'm trying. He's psychic, kinda like you. Well, not really like you, but see he thinks you're a murderer and he's afraid that he's gonna become one himself because you're all part of something that's terrible and I hope to hell that he's wrong, but I'm starting to get a little scared that he might be right.
EEllen
You mind your tone with me, boy. This isn't just your war, this is war. Now, something big and bad is coming, and it's coming fast, and their side holds all the cards. Now, at best, all we've got is us, together. No secrets or half-truths here.
Young girl's been kidnapped by an evil cult.
Yeah. Girl got a name?
Katie Holmes.
That's funny... and for you, so bitchy.
That's ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I think I know what we're dealing with here. It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Hunters don't tip that well.
Well they aren't that good at poker either.
Jo, you've got options. No one in their right mind chooses this life. My dad started me on this when I was so young, I wish I could do something else.
You love the job.
Yeah, but I'm a little twisted.
You don't think I'm a little twisted, too?
Jo, you've got a mother that worries about you, who wants something more for you. Those are good things. You don't throw things like that away. They might be hard to find later.
So, this job as glamorous as you thought it would be?
Well, except for all the pee-your-pants terror, yeah, sure.
DBDiana Ballard
Sam, you seem like a good kid. It's not your fault Dean's your brother. We can't pick our family.
What do you think, Scully, want to check it out?
I'm not Scully, you're Scully.
No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.
Anthony Gyles' body was found right about here. [reads] "Throat slit so deep, part of his spinal cord was visible."
[whistles] What do you think? Vengeful spirit, underline "vengeful"?
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