Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Sainte-Marie was colonized by the French, who lost it to the British, who lost it to the Dutch. The Dutch lost it back to the French. The French then handed it back to the British in the mid 70's. So, about 30 percent of the population is still French.
French. Great. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
Look, don't get me wrong, I'm sure the Caribbean's great, beach holidays and snorkeling, but I can't work here, let alone live here. I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there's a tree growing through my front room!
[showing his badge] I am a police officer, and I want a cup of tea!
I am a detective sergeant in the Sainte-Marie Police Force. I graduated top of my year. I have three commendations for bravery. I have been shot twice and I could almost certainly beat you in a fist fight. Whereas you, you are a rude man! You are ignorant, full of your own self-importance, expecting everyone to follow you around and hang on your every word? From now on, you treat me with a little more respect, or I'll be forced to forget I'm a police officer. Okay?
All right, that's enough. No one is to mention this prophecy again! We're detectives. We deal in physical evidence and forensic science. We do not stick pins into dolls and dance naked around the campfire!
Now that I'd like to see.
Yeah, well, it's not going to happen.
Voodoo has been part of this island for hundreds of years.
So have cholera and TB and the French, and we managed to get rid of them in the end.
I am half French!
There's no such thing as half French!
Nicholas Dunham is a killer.
You can't possibly know that.
Intuition.
Oh, great. Why don't we just go the whole hog, you know? I'll take my clothes off, you light the fire.
[a passer-by gives Camille a funny look]
[hastily] He's English!
[to Father Charles Dean, after Poole exposes him as the murderer] I told you she'd never leave me for you.
[about Richard's new rowboat, christened the "Roast Beef"] Well, are you going to give her a test?
What, out there on the sea?
[sarcastic] No, no, on the road.
So we got a man murdered in broad daylight while handcuffed to a police officer, just over a thousand suspects, and it's a hundred degrees. Marvellous!
No sign of Solly having fired the gun.
Correct.
I knew it. Well, I suspected it. (Gives Camille the paper) So we can definitely rule out suicide. Solly's death was murder. I think we should-- (Screams at something on his chair)
(laughs as Richard pulls a toy snake off his chair) Oh, wow! Very immature. I'll have words with whoever did that!
There's only you and me here.
Well, I'm sorry, sir. You were saying...
Ask Curtis about his snake. (Throws the toy snake at Camille, who dodges to the side) And why it ended up in my bungalow.
You can make an official complaint if you wish.
To whom?
The Police Commissioner.
...That's you, isn't it?
(smugly) Mmm-hmm.
Well, imagine you're taking a midnight swim and I decide to drown you. What do you do?
[He puts his hands on Camille's shoulders. She grabs his arm and twists it behind his back.]
[screams in pain, then calms down] Okay, let me rephrase that. You're not a trained police officer.
I'm not?
No, you're a depressed woman... [straining] with no apparent aptitude for self-defence!
Oh. Okay, all right. [releases him]
Hot stones, sauna, they're virtually sauteed, then they lie out in the sun, which basically amounts to grilling. Why don't they just go the whole hog and pop themselves in the microwave?
Have you finished?
Sorry, was I ranting?
Yes.
Well, quite frankly, Camille, some things qualify for a rant. I'm not sure what the exact criterion is, but I'm pretty sure it'd include holding a stranger's nipple in place while someone else sews it on!
Can I ask where you were last night?
I was here.
Alone?
No. I telephoned Beyonce, she came over and we had a wild night of hot, passionate sex.
I see, and this Beyonce can vouch for that, can she?
[Later, outside]
I can't believe you don't know who Beyonce is!
Why people can't just give a simple answer to a simple question, I'll never know.
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