PPenumbra
I thought nothing could stop the great Della Duck. Too bad. A failure, a liar and she snores.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Everything is not fine.
PPenumbra
She's a liar! She's definitely up to something! And she's never washed a dish!
I'm home.
Where are my--? [gasps as she spots her sons with Webby; then smiles warmly]
Who's the cyborg?
Is that…?
It can't be.
Guys, I think that's your mom.
[Della sits on her knees with tears welling in her eyes]
Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Della Duck.
[chuckles] I'm part robot! I knew it!
[He runs up to his mother and hugs her. As Della rubs her hands on her son's face, her tearful joy turns into confusion]
Wait. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? No, no, no. Their names were supposed to be Jet, Turbo, and Rebel.
I could've been Turbo?!
I told Donald. I wrote it down, in case no one could understand him.
I COULD'VE BEEN TURBO?!?!
What in Dismal Downs is going on in here? [The statue breaks the umbrella Della used to try and incapacitate it] I really need to start locking this door.
[mouth full of Oxy-Chew] I come in peace.
G1Guard 1
I'm sorry, what?
G2Guard 2
I literally have no idea what he said.
LLunaris
Sieze him.
TRTV Reporter
And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to Gizmoduck!
Did you drink more than one of the serum vials?
Yes! I told you, I was bored! [his entire body grows with muscles] And BOOM! Bigger than Gizmoduck, it's Mega-Beaks! Oh, and you're all incredibly dead!
That is not Darkwing Duck. D.W.'d never hurt innocent people or set the city on fire. Not on purpose.
AAlistair
But are we all not both the heroes and the villains of our own story?
What? I don't-- What?
DMDrake Mallard
Mr. Starling! We met at the signing. You fell on me, remember? It was a huge honor. Do you have any words of wisdom for the man to stepping into your cape?
JSJim Starling
It was all a setup. That hack put my fan in danger to steal the glory and humiliate me! They want grim and gritty, huh? Happy to play the part! [turns and reveals his outfit color changed into Negaduck's; laughing evilly]
LLunaris
I believe the words you're looking for are, "Aw, phooey."
JJones
I found the source of his anger. Donald's anger issues stem from a fear that the world is out to get him and that no one understands him, quite literally. His tendency to lash out was wildly unfocused until you kids came along. He came to me wanting to be the best parent he could. So we channeled that anger into protective instincts. Every outburst is Donald wanting to protect his family. He loves you so much, the thought of anything bad happening to you infuriates him!
I don't think you need a Gummeemama.
DMr. & Mrs. Drake
Gummee--
Knock it off. I think you need someone your own age to get close too. Happy Birthday, Doofus. I got you a new baby brother. [trashes the "Beaks" setting on B.O.Y.D. to active the "parents" setting] He's only a day old.
BOB.O.Y.D.
Mommy? Daddy?
DMrs. Drake
Come here, son. [she and Mr. Drake happily hug B.O.Y.D.]
DDoofus
[throwing a tantrum] No! No! You will obey me! I'll cut off your money!
BOB.O.Y.D.
Don't worry, I'll transfer half of Gummeemama's money out of Doofus' account and into mine. After all, she was my Gummeemama too!
DDoofus
What?! No! She was my Gummeemama! Gummeemama. Mine. You sentimental toaster!
DMrs. Drake
[sharply] Don't you speak to your brother that way. You're grounded, indefinitely!
DDoofus
[gasps] He's not even my brother!
DMr. Drake
I'm free.
DDoofus
[threateningly] I'll get you for this, Llewellyn Duck!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Criminal Minds pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.