“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Looks like one of the worst urine samples you could ever give.

I think, Pete, you've overestimated how good your pizza is. ... I did a little research in Denver. Here's the results in a nutshell. 75 percent of our taste-testers preferred pizza A from the top local Italian restaurant. In second place, with 15 percent of the votes, was a store-bought frozen pizza. And in third, and last position, was yours, with 10 percent ONLY of the votes. Yours was the least favourite, you're actually beaten by a store-bought fucking frozen pizza. Get the message?

I love you, you old Brit.

How can I help two individuals who don't care about what they're doing?

We do care.

We care tremendously.

So, why didn't you do anything before I got here?

We did. I can't tell you how many hours we cleaned.

You cleaned before I got here?

I threw out my clothes on Monday, I was so encased with grease.

How long?

How many hours?

HOW MANY DAYS?!

Five?

SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!!

We just need to stop.

[walking out of the restaurant] What a fucking mess!

What is that? Where is this coming from?

This is for the special.

For the special. That's all hot. No, I know, but wait. It's all hot. Where is it coming from?

Downstairs.

So you have a team of chefs downstairs as well?

No. Only one woman... put in the microwave.

Only one woman?

Yes. That's all the work she do.

[yelling down the lift] Hello? Hello? Hello? Wow. [talking to Christina] Christina, there's a lady downstairs that heats this stuff up.

Yeah, she puts these in the microwave.

What is that?

Our spinach has never never never never NEVER looked like this!!

This restaurant runs like the Jerry Springer Show.

The food... isn't cooked with much love. It's cooked with stress and a microwave.

Hey Kevin, let's talk about how many times you haven't shown up to work without your tie.

Two times.

You're so disrespectful to her! You need to show a little respect!

She doesn't listen to anything we have to fucking say!

She tries to but you guys don't give her a chance!

Trevor, I have talked to you a hundred times about, stop! I've talked to you over and fucking over, you fucking know I'm not fucking lying, you are! I have sat down and talked to you so many fucking times and said "What can we do to make this better?" and you never fucking say fucking anything, so that's a fucking lie!

But when I do say something, it gets shut down!

You are fucking lying, you fucking fuck!

Whatever!

She's given you so many chances Trevor and you know it! Let's talk about your habits for a second and all the times, you've come in so high that you throw fuck at the walls! So high, you fucking punch people!

WHO INTERROGATES IT?! YOU!!!

NO, FUCKING YOU!!

YOU OUGHT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RESTAURANT SO WE CAN WORK!!

NO!! I DON'T FUCKING OWE YOU ANYTHING!! YOU'RE SO FUCKING HIGH ALL THE FUCKING TIME THAT WHEN YOU GO OFF FUCKING DRUGS, YOU'RE SO ANGRY THAT YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO FUCKING WORK!

Drugs? Who's on drugs?

He's a fucking tweaker! AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING TWEAKER! YOU'VE BEEN DOING DRUGS FOR THREE YEARS!!!

Janelle, Janelle.

Janelle, come here.

NO, FUCK HIM!! HE DESERVES TO BE FIRED AND YOU KNOW IT!!! HE TRIED TO FUCKING PUNCH ME!!!! AND IF I WOULD'VE LET HIM RIGHT NOW, I KNOW HE WOULD'VE FUCKING PUNCHED ME AGAIN!!! HE'S SUCH A FUCKING FUCKHOLE!! HE'S SO DISRESPECTFUL!! (cries)

Okay, stay away from him now. Darling, go inside the restaurant please, and get a glass of water please.

[handing Mike a dish of lasagna] Okay, now into the microwave for four minutes--

Fuck off. Are you serious?!

You're good at taking orders, but you've got a brain. Use it.

I've got a little quiz. Are you ready for this? ... How do you spell 'bistro'?

B-I-S-T-R-O.

Uh-huh, good. Now, how do you spell 'dining'?

D-I-N-N-I-N-G.

So, you wrote this menu?

Are the locals biting?

No.

No? No one's biting?

No. Not at all. And this place should be banging. We have to do things. I run a 50 Shades Of Grey bingo on Thursday night.

Say that again?

50 Shades Of Grey bingo.

Bingo?

It's adult bingo.

Adult bingo?

Yeah.

Are handcuffs involved?

No.

No?

Well, they could be if you wanted them.

But, I mean, why would you-- [facepalms] No, God, no. Geez, man.

[laughing]

I just arrived!

Are you kidding me? (to the staff) All of you, quick! (staff comes to Gordon) If you think I'm serving that, you're dreaming. We may as well go back to where we were!

All right.

All of a sudden, we've just dropped our fucking standards! The next person that throws that out at me, I will throw them out!

Yes, Chef.

Come on, guys, let's go.

Come here, you. (takes Gianfranco outside) Is that what—is that what you busted your arse off for?

No. No, no, no, no. Absolutely not.

Come on!

You're right.

It's in front of your eyes. Get 'em together! (throws plate of lasagna on the ground)

[grabs Scott's biosamples case] I swear to God, I will throw this overboard! I want answers!

Dr Rachel Scott

You want answers? Seven months ago, outside Cairo, there was an outbreak-- a virus of unknown origin. Its genetic structure was like nothing any of us had ever seen. It swept throughout the village, killing everyone that it infected. Egyptian officials claimed the outbreak was contained, but it wasn't. Instead, it continued to mutate and spread. The CDC and the WHO wanted to sample the virus from the victims to create a vaccine. But nothing worked. It was my belief that we needed to find the primordial strain here in the Arctic.

The birds.

Scott

They're just the carriers. They pick up the virus from the melting permafrost. We finally found their feeding ground.

So you have what you need to stop this thing?

Scott

I won't know until we get it back to the lab. We're running out of time. The virus back home is moving quicker than any of us could've imagined.

How would you know that? We've been radio silent since we left Norfolk.

Scott

Because I have my own sat phone.

We were at EMCON so no one would know our position!

Scott

We were at EMCON to protect my mission... Not yours. Orders came from the White House.

Well, you led the Russians right to us and endangered my entire crew.

Scott

It was imperative that I stay in contact with the labs back home to keep them informed of my progress. I don't think you understand what we're talking about here.

Enlighten me.

Scott

When we left Norfolk, the virus was at Phase Two, limited to small clusters in Asia and Africa. We are now at Phase Six-- global pandemic. 80% of the world's population is infected. The world is sick, Captain Chandler... Very sick.

Are you telling me the whole world is dying, and they send two people to save it?

Scott

It took weeks to convince the government to even send me here. Most of my colleagues think that I'm insane.

Are you?

Scott

I told you... that what's in that case... might be the only hope that we have.

I don't know how you feel about the water... but we sure could use your services.

Where you headed?

We got some things to do, but when we're done, we're going home.

Yeah, I'll sign up for that.