Since when are you shilling for the governor?
I'm not shilling.
Well, lobbying for.
A couple of months ago I asked him to put through a sex trafficking bill.
Asked, or traded for?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's always a scam with him.
Yeah, but he seemed genuine. And I've already put wheels in motion for him to get it.
Without telling me?
BEFORE telling you.
Is there a difference?
It's up to you, but my whole family's gonna be there and I thought maybe yours could be too.
Donna, I don't have to report this.
DDonna
Yes, you do. Or I will. Alexis has been given every opportunity in life and this is what she does.
But she's your granddaughter.
DDonna
Who belongs in jail. You take this tape and you press charges.
Danny's having doubts.
Doubts? Why?
Because when we arrested her she swore up and down she's not guilty.
Don't they all?
That's what I said.
What am I missing here? What's different about this one?
I believed her, that's what.
PPriest
Are you ready?
Yes.
PPriest
Are you absolutely sure?
Why are you asking?
PPriest
Because I have only lost three marriages to divorce and I don't want any more dents in my record.
Chain of command.
Excuse me?
Chain of command. I'm a lieutenant. Anything that goes to the boss has to go through me first.
Actually, it goes through me.
You're a civilian.
Here we go again.
I have no ulterior motive except to catch the person who murdered Emily Miller.
Why are you doing this? You're not a cop.
I had a daughter who was murdered when she was in college. It took me a long time to get over it, and the way I did was by giving back.
RRealtor
And a roof deck health club with SoulCycle classes, 24 hour doormen and... (Laughs) onsite parking. Sergeant, what do you think?
I'm sure we could afford it if we were in, say, Topeka, Kansas.
RRealtor
No, that's not nec...
Which we are not.
Jamie.
RRealtor
Guys, this unit is $1,500 a month, but...
Which is ridiculously low.
RRealtor
As I explained, these are new buildings, ground-floor opportunities. Being as you two are the exact kind of couple that the developers are looking to attract, there are significant enticements on the initial two-year lease.
Well, that makes sense.
Well, discounts 'cause we're cops, right?
RRealtor
It's a little more complicated than just being cops.
Well, we're not just any cops, we're the son and daughter-in-law of the police commissioner, which means anywhere that we rent automatically becomes one of the safest buildings on the safest blocks in the city.
RRealtor
(Sighs) A little friendly advice, from a woman who has been married twice, it's hard enough without looking gift horses in their mouths.
I bet that's true.
But not for us. But thank you.
Marriage is about compromise, okay? And compromise is, by its very nature, transactional. You give something, you get something. So... I'm gonna work midnights. And you are gonna quit looking the gift horse in the mouth.
That's not what I'm doing.
Our C.O. referred her to us. You think he doesn't know what services she provides?
I'm sure he does, b-but what if it's a test?
A test for what?
Integrity. To see if these two are going around with their hands out.
No.
Okay, not a test. But a way to have a drop on the son and daughter-in-law of the PC in case he ever needs it.
Wow, are you cynical all of a sudden.
I could say, "Wow, are you gullible," but I won't.
You just did.
And who the hell is she?
High priced defense attorney for guilty clients.
DADefense Attorney
I see you still haven't changed. You're still a cold hearted bitch.
You know who's not angry when they lose? People who are used to losing. Losers.
Where did you get that? G. Gordon Liddy?
No. Much closer to home.
Are you still pissed that I got the decoy op instead of you?
No.
Good. Cause neither of us had a choice. We're cops. We take orders. That's always how it's gonna be. That's the job.
All I'm saying is as your former partner, don't play the hero.
You're lawyering me. I hate that.
You're patronizing me. I hate that.
So you're just following orders, is that it?
I'm just doing my job.
A man's dead and you're making jokes?
VVincent
We all gotta die sometime, cupcake.
That's Detective Cupcake to you.
Not for nothing, but it sounds like Jill's husband killed her, not you.
CChen
No. We killed her by forcing her to abide by our ways.
And you hate cops so much you wouldn't even call us for help?
CMrs. Chen
I told him to but he wouldn't.
CChen
It was our duty to take care of her! She was our daughter!
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