“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Freeze!

But they're not taking me down without a fight!

Noah

I should have seen that coming.

Wait- where’s my couch?! No, no, no, no, no! It can’ be gone! [goes to Bridgette] Have you seen it?

Uh-uh.

[goes to Beth] Have you?

Nope, absolutely not.

I need that couch or I can’t do my show and tell. It has to be perfect!

My watch!

My couch!

These are really tasty cookies. And I'm trying to put my finger on that secret ingredient. Secret, secret, secret, secret. Why do I keep saying the word secret? Secret, secret, secret, secret.

Owen

[screams] The secret ingredient is my spit!

Oh! That's really gross! [leaves]

Noah

No-no-no, no, no, no! Mr. Bankman, wait! [sighs, defeated]

Owen

I'm sorry, Noah. That was our dream and I blew it.

Noah

Aw, that's okay, buddy. I shouldn't have tried to make you keep a secret like that anyway.

Owen

And I shouldn't sold other cookies to other people that I already licked. Oh well, no real harm dome.

[angrily] Ahem! You two are gonna pay for making us eat spit!

Noah

C-c-c can I just say one thing in our defense?

What?

Noah

RUN!

Get 'em!

Ah! My fancy family photo is ruined! Look at me, my hair is a disgusting blob of peanut butter, ice cream, lemon juice, and tape!

(to Beth) He's smiling so you do too.

(to Beth) I'm still here.

Gwen

(while holding a chainsaw) I'll get the hand sanitizer and tissues.

No one out fake injuries me!

(with Leshawna) More like 'No Fair!' Day!

I love not being injured.

Gwen

'(to Beth and Leshawna while holding a chainsaw again)' Don't worry, Doctor Gwen will make it all better.

Wow! [opens the door] My mittens are here already?!

[comes in with the three presents] What are you doing here, big guy?

Owen

She loves it!

¡Cinco de Mayo!