Assistant District Attorney Erin Reagan. You know why she's here? To keep me from snapping your neck.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What are you trying to do, join the family business?
Well, as another Reagan once said, Honey I forgot to duck.
We good?
You're good.
I'll get the video equipment.
Just one thing. I thought you had that mother on 24-hour protection.
We do.
Then how did she get banged up like that?
Detail must have slipped away for a minute.
Do not tell me you willfully allowed that woman to be beaten by a known gang member.
Okay. I didn't.
Danny Reagan.
But I did willfully allow her to sit down with the makeup team from the decoy unit.
That's a makeup job?
Mm-hmm.
She lied.
To save his life.
It took a long time for this city to get its swagger back. Wouldn't that be a victory here?
Who are you trying to protect?
Nobody in particular, just the standards of this office.
Why don't people get killed in high end spas or nice handbag stores?
What fun would that be?
Yes, hello, Michael Hicks? Congratulations! My name is Richard Mollo. I work with the New York Mets. And you, sir, have won a wonderful prize of a luxury suite to any New York Mets home game of your choice for this season. No, congratulations. Okay, all you got to do is meet me between 8:00 and 9:00 p.m. tonight at the box office at Citi Field and you can collect your prize. Yes, ask for me-- Richard Mollo. I'll see you then. Throw the pitch, make the catch.
Can't save everyone.
We can try.
SDSgt. Delgado
Well, I never forgot the advice of my training officer, Lt. Gormley. Never bitch about a problem without pitching a solution.
He does have a way with words.
RPReverend Potter
I've been waiting a long time for this. Frank Reagan coming to me hat in hand.
I don't wear hats.
How did it go?
It wasn't the Spanish Inquisition but not for lack of trying.
KMr. Kyle
You have to understand this is a boutique hotel.
Got it.
KMr. Kyle
With a reputation for utmost discretion.
Got it. I'll be discreet, I promise. I left my bullhorn and machine gun in the car. (knocks) Police! Open up! Mrs. Cairo, open up! Okay, would you do your thing, Mr., uh, Kyle?
(Mr. Kyle unlocks and opens the door Danny enters as music is playing loudly)
Mrs. Cairo? Detective Reagan. (shuts off music) Just want to ask you a few questions.
CMrs. Cairo
You have no right! (throws glass vase with flowers at Danny)
Hey! Hey! I'm a detective!
CMrs. Cairo
So, my husband had me followed again?! Well, you tell him he's wasting his time.
I'm a detective. Detective Reagan, NYPD.
CMrs. Cairo
You're a police detective. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Geez, are you okay?
Danny Yeah, I'm okay. You missed. Is anybody else in that bedroom?
CMrs. Cairo
No
How about you-- are you all right?
CMrs. Cairo
I'm not supposed to be on my feet. I just had my boobs, ass and tummy done.
Oh.
CMrs. Cairo
And I had nothing to do with that damn car going missing. Assuming that's why you're here.
Everything okay?
Nothing is.
Most north eastern liberal arts institutions are not known for respect or appreciation for agencies of law enforcement.
Preaching to the choir is for showboats and sissies.
Here, have a seat. You know when we add these four goons to the three my partner and I locked up the other day, it's like damn near arrested half your gang. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, huh?
RRainey
What?
Just saying. Not a great week for you as boss, but maybe there's something you can do to fix that.
RRainey
Here we go, hmm? Time for Let's Make a Deal. Guess what? Rainey don't deal.
You could save you and your boys a lot of jail time if you come clean about what's really going on.
RRainey
You know what, man? I don't even, like, understand a single thing you saying.
Sure you do. You're smarter than you play. Why would you and your crew hit the same block six times in a month?
RRainey
I ain't saying nothing.
If someone else is behind this, maybe we could trade up. Get you and your crew a year, maybe just probation.
RRainey
You know what, man? You're right. I am smart. Smart enough to know that the most we gonna get is six months, probably three if we wear ties to court. (chuckles)
Yeah, you're right, except there's this little known section of the penal law that I discovered when I was at law school. It's called "enterprise corruption".
RRainey
Hmm.
I won't bore you with the details, but basically what it says is, since you've repeated the same crime multiple times, minimum for you is five years upstate.
RRainey
Please. (laughing) You ain't go to no law school. You just a cop.
Jamie pulls out his Harvard law school ID Card and places it on the desk
(handcuffs rattling) Let's go.
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