LLansing
You try giving up coffee.
You'll have to pry that from my cold, dead hands.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's a party, mother. Not a drunken orgy.
Fine. Go. Get drunk. Have sex with Greg. Get a tattoo. You need bail money, call your grandfather.
You wish you could turn into Supergirl and just put the entire family inside your little force field and keep them safe.
I may not be a cop anymore but I still have friends in low places.
Well, there you go. Forty grand a year at Harvard finally paid off.
Anything less than a thank you from Danny Reagan and I will personally knock him on his behind.
There's no mistake you can make that I already haven't been there, done that.
I'm just checking on my kid brother, Sarge. If anyone at IA got a problem with it they can bite me.
Unless it's the proof that he's innocent, in which case it will be back there with the Poconos real estate ads.
I almost went to prison over this cheesecake. You've got to eat some of it.
It's just our New York way of saying Howdy Stranger.
I'm not paid to drink the Kool Aid.
Not for nothing but what happened to going easy?
WWolf
Your way's more fun.
VVinny
Do you think they see us?
Yeah, I think so. I think they're just too stoned to care.
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