Law of the Reagan jungle, Jack. Protect your food at all times.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The bedroom's right out of Better Homes and Bunkers.
If you got hurt on my watch, in my city, I'd never forgive myself.
I feel like I look like my sister's creepy ex-husband.
Dragging my personal life into opening statements isn't personal?
Then what are we waiting for?
Your happy face?
This isn't going to work.
What, you don't like the beard?
Care to share?
I'm not good at that.
Have you ever eaten anything that's actually good for you.
Do Cocoa Puffs count?
Thank you for coming, Sophia.
SSophia
The police didn't give me much choice.
She'd be twice the DMO Glaser was.
Yeah, so would a house plant.
Gangster justice is very efficient and it saves on tax payer dollars.
A smart cop can find room between a rock and a hard place.
You're late.
It's Saturday. Technically I'm a day and a half early.
Erin can't do it she's a mother. We can't send her out to buy her own Mother's day dinner.
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