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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[Family dinner] Thank you for the blackjack grandpa, and thank you for not using it little brother. It came in very handy.

I just hope it doesn't get you another IA investigation.

What did you say?

You heard me.

No I didn't hear you, say it again.

SSydney

Jamie, he's just trying to get a rise out of you.

Yeah well, he got one.

Yeah listen to your girlfriend, Jamie. Take it easy.

Well, I will Danny, when you get off my back, okay?

Hey, I'm not on your back.

You've been riding me ever since I got out of the academy.

You know, when I start riding you, you'll know about it.

Easy, kids.

[Jamie gets up] Where you going? Hey, sit down.

If you want to talk to me, I'm going outside, okay?

Where you going? Sit down.

If you wanna talk about it...

Sit down, Harvard.

[Jamie leaves]

[sighs] I'll go talk to him.

No, I'll talk to him.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Have you given your statement to anybody?

Yeah, I talked to uh I talked to this guy. [Points at another detective]

Jack, he says he gave his statement to this guy over here. [Points her in the other detective's direction, then turns to Jamie] What happened?

Well, you know the uh, the triad, they kidnap illegal immigrants to try and squeeze money out of their families in China right?

Yeah yeah it's one of their many upstanding activities, why, what happened?

I think that's what I saw. Two suspects had guns, but when I searched the guy, he didn't have it.

Are you sure they had guns?

Yeah yeah he had it, he must have tossed it.

A gun's not going to last long on the streets of Chinatown, kid, what else?

There was one other woman, a Chinese woman, she saw the whole thing, perp pushed her up against the wall, she might have had lacerations on her forehead.

I've gotta find two Asian women in Chinatown? Now what were you doing down here anyway, you're off duty?

Just walking around, blowing off some steam after my tour.

Look, Internal Affairs is going to be up all over you, they're going to want to speak to witnesses, going to know who you were talking to, what you were doing.

I got it, I got it.

Right, get your story straight.

All right.

[Nods] I'm glad you're all right. [pats Jamie on the cheek]

RRenzuli

That's not bad, Harvard. A real Dr. Phil moment.

You enjoying yourself, Reagan?

How could I not be? Come on. We just took a statement from a six-four transsexual escort who thinks her Labradoodle was dognapped by her shrink. How can I not be having fun right now?

This is the New York that I love. The one you never see on a postcard.

Now there's an untapped market: tranny hooker postcards.

[reading from a fortune cookie] "A mysterious stranger is on his way."

No, he's not.

Yes, he is.

Your grandpa has 36,000 armed men at his disposal, he's not.

Well, listen, here's what we're gonna do; We're gonna figure out who did this, and we're gonna string him up by his family jewels. It's not gonna bring her back, but it's gonna make you feel better.

If it moves you duct-tape it. If it squeaks you WD40 it. If it's stuck you hit it with a hammer.

I want Grushenko for this. They say his people have a code of silence. What they really have is a code of betrayal. That's how we got the brigades the first time and that's how we'll finish them now.

CWChief Winston

Yes, sir.

No one's turning my city into Baghdad.

CClerk

We use that for our accounting.

Well, Best Buy's having a sale. Get yourself a new one.

But Valentine's Day. That's when I go all out, Kid.

What's all out for you Sarge? Two for one Mondays at The Pig & Whistle?

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