[Brummet] "You're a volunteer lunatic..."
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
"Here comes me!"
"Please. I'm no hero. I'm just a man...who often forgets to take his medication".
"Young lady, you were standing awfully close to that fire! You might be suffering from smoke inhalation! I better give her mouth-to-mouth reciprification*".
* One of Quench's malapropisms for "resuscitation".
MSMandy Snackson
"Dawg, you did your thing."
FMiss Fishtail
"The first rule of driving is not to be distracted by distractions!"
GGayle*
"Once upon a time...there was this little puppy named Cuddles. And one day...Cuddles ate a huge banana split."
"Did Cuddles puke?"
* She is althaiophobic, or afraid of marshmallows.
RRRe-Ron
"I'm Harry Bladder's precocious best friend!"
ZZigfried
[a reckless taxi driver] "KUMQUAT!...jerk."
PPassenger
[guest star Melissa Joan Hart; Ziegfried has just handed her a microphone] "What’s this for?"
"Karaoke!"
[singing into another microphone] " If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands …sing!"
BBoth
[in unison] " If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it ..."
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