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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

CFCommander Feeble

[Josh Server; of Repairman's "repairs" to the U. S. S. Inferior space shuttle] "LET'S GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE HE REPAIRS US ALL!"

KDr. Kay

[Kel Mitchell] "All right, all right, it's the one, it's the only, but never lonely, Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay! Hey, if you parents out there have any questions about your kids, make my telephone dance; let's go! Say 'Hey', to Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay!"

MOMan on the phone

"Hey, uh, hey, Dr. Kay, listen, uh, I have a 9-year-old son, and, well, he keeps puttin' on his sister's clothes. What do I do?"

KDr. Kay

"Uh, puts on his sister's clothes. Uh, what's the name?"

MOMan on the phone

"Steven."

KDr. Kay

"Tell me, does Steven look good in a dress?"

MOMan on the phone

"Yes, he does."

KDr. Kay

"A 9-year-old son, wears his sister's clothes...Dr. Kay's advice; call the boy 'Stephanie'! Problem solved!"

PDr. Prober

[during Ishboo's checkup] "Let me just check your ears. That's all right."

PDr. Prober

"Oh! Let me check the other one."

"Okey-dokey."

[He checks Ishboo's right ear, and sees a polar bear]

[of the U. S. S. Spaceship; singing] "Okay, Captain; have no fear; just tell me what you wanna hear..."

[A boy named Jake Feta has just used a "cheese fizz", and has thus been arrested by the Cheese Police]

JFJake Feta [Thompson]

[to Officer Jack Colby, of the Cheese Police] "But you said we were friends!"

JCOfficer Jack Colby

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I once said I was Dorothy from The Wizard Of Oz. But ya don't see Toto...do ya?"

JCOfficer Jack Colby

"Man. If it isn't one cheese, it's another other! It's another other! I'm...on my way!"

JSJiffy Springs

[sings] "I'm a teeny-weeny bopper-beany, I'm so nice and he's so meany!"

SSky

[holds up the painting that she has just done] "I call it A Robot, Blowing His Nose."

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