“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

"What are you eating there, young man?!"

[Kel Mitchell] "Um; just pudding, Miss Fingerly".

"Oh, I see. Well, I also see you don't have some for the rest of the class, do you?"

"Just one moment, please".

"Pudding, everybody?"

"All right; now, that is not funny!"

"The classroom is no place to exchange ideas and information!"

"The classroom is no place for research."

"The classroom is no place to enjoy yourself."

"Good afternoon, students. I trust you all enjoyed lunch. I myself consumed a tasty chicken pot pie. Teachers love chicken pie...cock-a-doodle-pie!"

"As far as I'm concerned, Jenny is not a jolly nor good and...clearly she's no fellow! Now, please; stop interrupting!"

"Now, who can tell me what 'dangling participles' are?"

[Angelique Bates] "Is that when a phrase in a sentence describes something it's not supposed to?"

"Quite correct. For example, in the sentence 'Cooking in her new microwave, Grandma was happy'...now, we all know that a grandmother cannot fit in a microwave..."

"I want a rhinoceros...carved out of pure gold!"

[cameo] "I just happen to have with me a...rhinoceros carved out of pure silver".

[guest star Richmond Harrison] "It's a bird!"

[guest star Virtic Emil] "It's a plane!"

"You two couldn't be more wrong! It's Superdude!"

[Danny Tamberelli] "It's a Martian!"

[guest star Zack McLemore] "It's a fancy cowboy!"

[Server] "It's Kenan!"

"No; it's Superdude!"

"Noisy! I thought I told you no talking! You talk, you walk!"

"SILENCE! QUIET! STIFLE! HUSH! SHHH!"

"SILENCE! NEVER ENTER THIS LIBRARY AGAIN!"