Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Pearson quit? You have the chance for a promotion, and you're going limp?
Even if I wanted his job, and I don't, it's a lateral move.
A lateral move with more pay?
Yes. It's a promotion. But I'm not gonna capitalize on Burset. I'm gonna fight for her.
Why?
Because I wear protection, so I haven't caught whatever form of syphilis you have that caused your soul to rot.
Young love: they have no idea what they're in for.
It doesn't always end badly.
Oh, said the man whose wife sleeps in her mother's bed to the prisoner whose brand-new divorce certificate is her most prized possession.
You gotta believe in something. Why not love?
Because "happily ever after" was invented for the storybooks, so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves.
So, love is the lie we tell ourselves so we don't go extinct? That's pretty bleak, Red, even for you.
Oh, and you caught me on a glass-half-full day.
So, you don't think there's someone out there you're meant to be with?
Of course I do. Everybody has a soul mate. But they're usually on the other side of the bars, or the wall, or the planet from you. That's the way the universe works.
You're not gonna be in prison forever. You got a future to think about.
Our ships passed too late in the night for one of them to change course, Sam.
What happened to you that you're like this, Piscatella? Huh? What? Were you a pet-killing scourge of the cul-de-sac? Or was it more of a Drama of the Gifted Child situation? Huh? Did Papa Piscatella rage on you for being "Little Desi the Queer"?
You watch closely, Nichols, 'cause you're gonna be contestant number two.
Come on, man. I genuinely would love to understand how it is that a man gets to be this fucked up! [Piscatalla slaps Nicky on the face and the others look back in shock and whimper] Come on! What's the original narcissistic wound?
Nicky, stop. He doesn't speak human.
[Cindy runs up the stairs of her home with a pie in hand, after getting a job]
I got news! And a pie! [Cindy opens the door to see her "sister" and mother arguing in the kitchen]
No, you lied to me!
I had no choice.
Bullshit! I knew something wasn't right. They way you look at me, the way you treat me, the way you yell at me all the time, and all your stupid rules! I fucking hate you!
Wait.
Whoa! Monica! I don't care what she did. You don't talk to Mom like that.
"Mom?" That's a good one, 'cause this letter says something different. [shows letter to Cindy]
[takes letter from Monica] What do you mean? What is this?
What's the matter, prison girl? Can't you read?
Who-who sent this?
One of your prison friends. They told her everything.
So you're gonna admit it? Or are you gonna just stand there and keep lying to me like you have my entire life? [Cindy is speechless] Fuck all y'all! [to Lillian] You're a lying bitch [to Cindy] and you're a waste of fucking space. Far as I'm concerned, I don't got a mother. [goes to her room]
Monica?
Wait.
Monica.
Don't go.
Monica!
Mom. Ma, I swear on the Bible I had nothing to do with this. No, Mom! Please you gotta believe me. The last thing I want in this world is to bring you trouble!
It's never your fault, is it, Cindy? But somehow, every time you show up, there's a whole new mess I got to clean. [she leaves the kitchen]
Ma.
[The last lines of the series]
[voice-over] I've always loved getting clean. But now, when I say clean, I'm not talking about baths and showers anymore. I'm talking about a clean sweep. Clean living. A clean conscience. And a clean slate.
Where is your tail? [Searching for tail in Bulma's butt]
You little freak! What do you think you are doing!
Hey! It looks like now is a good time to do a little tail fishing!
Hey, what's that horrible smell? [pinches her nose] Ugh, you need a bath, Goku!
Uh... what's a bath?
Oh, kid! I can't believe you're asking! Come on, let me show you.
Goku, why do you have a tail growing?
Well I don't really know why I just know all boys have 'em.
to Turtle: Gosh! Are woman like this where you come from?
No, most have tails.
Have you forgotten the code, Master? Please, that's wrong. Dead wrong!
Oh, hush up, will you? Can't a master take a break from training, and have a little fun?!
Now I understand why you couldn't ride your cloud...
Bite your tongue!
This is so embarassing... I can't believe I'm doing this. [lifts up her gown and shows herself to Roshi]
Hey, watcha doin'? I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Man, I never thought things ever go this well! We really need 3 more Dragon Balls. I guess it was meant to be, kiddo. [Bulma enters the house]
Ah, wow! I wish my grandpa could see me now! [hears Bulma screaming that her panties was in the house, and gets off Nimbus] Hold on, Bulma! I'm coming! [enters the house] What's going on in here? What's wrong?
[while holding her panties in her hand, feeling scared] M-My underwear was here on the floor... I'm afraid to look... [feels herself if she has been wearing her panties] They're not there! [Bulma feels embarrassed] Oh, that means on that beach, that old man... Oh boy...
Oh, is that all? Well, that's okay, Bulma. That's where I put them.
What are you talking about?
After I took 'em off this morning.
Are you saying that you took my underwear off while I was sleeping this morning? Huh?
I sure did.
[shows Goku a pair of panties in her hands] These underwear?!
Yup. They're the ones! [sees Bulma set up the MAC-11] What are you doing, Bulma? [Bulma uses the MAC-11 on Goku]
Why did you do that?!
...But I didn't do anything.
My pig appeal gets them every time.
You're appealing barbequed.
Don't ever mention barbeque around me again! Getting skewered is no laughing matter among us pigs!
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