“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

I notice that you and Mike are very close and it's starting to worry me.

Mike's like my father.

This is a game. It doesn't matter if you like Mike or not. You go off together and whispering...

Yeah, but I feel the same way about you and Pete.

But we don't switch conversations when people walk up to us. (to camera) If she screws me over, that's it, she's dead to me.

I think part of it is just a 24-year-old guy (Malcolm) snuggling up to something that is really nice to snuggle up to, but now it's like there's these huge targets on their back.

If Denise decides to hitch her wagon to the young ones, then I'm dead.

I got an immunity idol this morning and a new tribe in the afternoon and I feel like I got my swag back.

Well, I said that you (Jeff) were Plan B, but I think this was actually Plan D or E.

You know what pisses me off? 'Cause I think I've made about 60 million dollars playing baseball, and I want this frickin' million dollars in this game. And it's not even a million bucks! It's 600 grand by the time Obama takes it! I'm a Game 7 World Series loser. You know, I've played in the biggest games in the world and the worst games in the world, but this just sucks!

I hope you (Denise) go home tonight. Look who's judging you now!

You're patronizing, judgemental, you're just not a good person. I really don't like you (Denise).

Abi, if this vote doesn't go as planned, there is seriously something wrong in the universe.

It sounds like it's either you (Denise) or me tonight.

Jeff Probst

Keep fighting! YOU GOTTA DIG!

There is deception going on here. Deception on levels, Jeff, that these guys don’t even understand. There’s more.

Jeff Probst

Continue.

(to Zeke) Why haven’t you told anyone you’re transgender?

If a woman lies or cheats or steals, then she's fake and phony and a bitch. If a guy does it, it's good gameplay. What it is, it's a gender bias - it holds me back, it holds other women back from playing the game the way we should be allowed to play the game. I, for two years, have been so hard on myself, from Game Changers, that I felt like I was such a bad person, and I'm not.

The man, the myth, the legend R-I-Z-G-O-D rizgod baby!

In 1987, the situation comedy Horsin' Around premiered on ABC. The show, in which a young, bachelor horse is forced to reevaluate his priorities when he agrees to raise three human children, was initially dismissed by critics as "broad" and "saccharine" and "not good". But the family comedy struck a chord with America and went on to air for nine seasons. The star of Horsin' Around, BoJack Horseman, is our guest tonight. Welcome, BoJack.

BoJack

It is good to be here, Charlie. Sorry I was late. The traffic...

It's really no problem.

BoJack

I parked in a handicapped spot, I hope that's okay.

You parked in a—?

BoJack

I'm sorry, disabled spot. Is that the... proper... nomenclature?

Maybe you should move the car.

BoJack

No, I don't think I should drive right now. I'm-I'm incredibly drunk.

You're telling me that you're drunk right now?

BoJack

Is it just me, or am I nailing this interview? I kind of feel like I'm nailing it.

Yes. Anyway, we were talking about Horsin' Around. To what do you attribute the show's wide appeal?

BoJack

Charlie, listen, y'know, I know that it's very hip these days to shit all over Horsin' Around, but at the time, I can tell you— Is it okay to say "shit"?

Please don't.

BoJack

'Cause I— I think the show's actually pretty solid for what it is. It's not Ibsen, sure—but look, for a lot of people, life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra. And sometimes, when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likeable people who love each other. Where, y'know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes... everything's gonna turn out okay. Y'know, because in real life... Did I already say the thing about the urethra?

Well, let's talk about real life. What have you been doing since the show's cancellation eighteen years ago?

BoJack

That's a great question, Charlie. I, uh... Uh, I... [beat] Ummm...