But I can't just sit around waiting anymore.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
And that's that! I'm pretty sure we lost them. But you know what? This place is... TOO DAMN BIIIIIIIIG!
It would make things a hell of a lot easier if Scar and that Girl just came to us.
ALPHONSE! I cant believe it's you !
She did come to us...
Both Brothers are falling desperately in love with me but sorry Edward you are not my type.
Let me out Al!
Excuse me! Who is this woman Al?!
No its not like that she's just a friend ! [Thought] Wait... why am I explaining this like I was cheating on her or something...
Its not right! I'LL NEVER LET A THIEVING HUSSY LIKE YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME!
Did you uh... just call me a hussy?
Were you even listening?!
Yeah how sad. Life is hard. Trust me, I know just how you feel...
We already got this under control, you just sit tight while we take care of Sca- [Gets punch by Alphonse and kicked by Edward]
EAEdward and Alphonse
AAH! TALKING MONSTERS!
What's wrong with the two of you, were all on the same si- [Gets punch by Alphonse]
I'D NEVER TEAM UP WITH ANY FREAKY LOOKING MONSTERS!
Help us, they're pretending to be our friends so they could eat us!
The chubby one has an enormous mouth, he could eat you in a single bite!
I think from now on, I'll call that one the wet-tongue-on-a-freezing-flagpole attack!
[furious] FOR DA LAST TIME! STOP HITTING US! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SAME DAMN SIDE!
You shut your snout pig! I've never seen you before in my whole life, and you must be the enemy if I don't know you! I bet you can't even prove to me that you're on our side.
Fine, I'll transform back to prove it to you!
Bastard, this is all your fault! You're supposed to be watching Winry!
FFlask
Young man. Hey, you there!
N2Number 23
Oh no!
FFlask
It’s alright. Look, over here.
N2Number 23
Um, yeah?
FFlask
Hey, now, can’t you at least bring yourself to ask a little surprised or something?
N2Number 23
What do I get for acting surprised?
FFlask
You show no fear. I like that. What’s your name?
N2Number 23
I’m number 23.
FFlask
Not your number. I want you to tell me your real name.
N2Number 23
I’m a slave, I don’t have one.
FFlask
A slave? You mean a person without any rights or freedoms? Someone trafficked and deeded as a possession?
N2Number 23
Deeded? What’s that?
FFlask
It’s when a piece of property is transferred to another person.
N2Number 23
Huh?
FFlask
Seems you’re not all that bright. Are you?
N2Number 23
Hey! Get out of here!
FFlask
How could I have possibly been born from someone as stupid as you?
N2Number 23
Hmm?
FFlask
You are the one who gave me blood, right?
N2Number 23
Uh! I guess so. He said he was going to use it for an experiment…
FFlask
I exist today, because you gave me your blood. Thank you… Let’s see… Number 23 isn’t going to cut it. I think I’ll give you a name of your own.
N2Number 23
Give me a name? Who are you?
FFlask
You’ll want a noble sounding one, right? Let’s see… Theo! Theophrastus Bombastus!
N2Number 23
That’s too long!
FFlask
Huh? Oh, yeah. You’re not that smart. Maybe we shouldn’t put too many syllables in it.
N2Number 23
Hey you, I’m plenty smart!
FFlask
Well, how about Van? Van Hohenheim! How does that sound?
N2Number 23
So Van Hohenheim, huh? I think I can remember that.
FFlask
It’s spelled- Oh… You don’t know how to read and write, do you?
N2Number 23
I don’t need to read and write to do my work.
FFlask
Your slave work.
N2Number 23
Uh…
FFlask
Don’t you even want freedom? Are you going to live out the rest of your life as a slave, without the rights of a real man? In that case you’re no different from me, trapped inside this stuffy flask… Let me teach you, Van Hohenheim.
N2Number 23
Hey, what are you? Who are you? What do I call you?
FFlask
I’ll tell you what Van Hohenheim; you can call me the Dwarf in the Flask, Homunculus.
MMaster
All things are made from one. And in the end, all things return to one.
In other words, one is all.
MMaster
And all is one, as well.
All is ultimately of the one, so if all is not included in the one, then all is nothing.
MMaster
You have passed. You are now an alchemist, Hohenheim. Well done, child.
I’m still only fit to be an assistant. My skill is nothing near yours, Master.
I’m grateful to you.
Oh, for what?
I live as well as I do now, because of the knowledge you gave me. And, I’ve also earned the master’s respect. Thanks to you, maybe someday, I’ll even be able to get married, and have a family.
A family, huh? How inconvenient for you humans. Unless you form communities, and breed, your species can’t continue to exist.
Don’t call it breeding, and whether or not it’s a concept that you’re able to understand. That’s where humans find happiness. We live for the bonds we form with friends and family members. That’s who we humans are.
Sure, whatever you say.
Okay, then. What is it that makes you happy?
Well, I’d hate to be guilty of asking too much, but I think I’d be happy if I could just leave this flask.
Immortality? Why would someone who already has so much power, and prosperity, need such a thing?
MMaster
Watch your tone! You are in the royal presence! If you continue with this insolence, I will smash your flask!
You wouldn’t dare to destroy such an important source of knowledge.
MMen
Gasp!
KKing
That’s enough chatter. Immortality, tell me, is it possible or isn’t it?
Growing impatient in your old age? How lamentable, King of Xerxes. OK. I’ll tell you how you can achieve immortality.
M1Man 1
The north village was attacked!
WWoman
I heard they all died!
M2Man 2
They thought it was the west village doing this…
What an awful tragedy.
FFlask
Yeah, real tragic.
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