Shao May!
Haho! Now that’s a touching reunion right there!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Where is he? Where is Mr. Edward?
He's right there.
Huh? He's not really here, is he?
I told you, that's him right there! That little guy is the Fullmetal Alchemist.
Huh? AAH!
[Seeing Ed, May's fantasy is shattered as she changed from distraught to furious]
HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH THE FEELINGS OF A MAIDEN, YOU HUMAN MICROBE!
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, MICRO-GIRL?!
Where are you taking us?
Just get in.
[They enter the elevator to up top with Envy assuming the form of a military soldier]
This looks familiar....It's Central Command!
We were under it the whole time!
You really had me fooled.
I don't remember lying to you. I instructed you to stay out of trouble and not to trust the military. You do that and no harm comes to you.
You will have to continue carrying this. And you will do so by your own volition.
By my own free will? There's no way I'd...
What was her name? That girl... Ah, yes. It was Winry Rockbell. Your Automail engineer. And raised in Resembool too. She's practically family. I heard she has a clientele in Rush Valley.
Stay away from her! Just leave her out of this!
If you don't intend to stay, then I'll simply have to cut her down.
I would, like to ask one thing, Sir.
What is it, Colonel?
Are you the one who murdered Hughes?
No. That was not me.
Then who did?
Colonel, I only agreed to one question.
Winry, is that you!?
Brother, is Winry there!?
Ed?! What, did you break your Automail again?
NO! I'm calling. Uh, er, well... to see whether you got there safely or not. Like you haven't seen any strange people or anything, right?
...Ed, You're creeping me out.
WHAT'S THAT'S SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?
Well, you hardly ever call me, so this is rather odd! As if someone as tactless as yourself could actually worry about others! This weird, like a snow storm in the summer.
Well...
Thanks, though. I'm happy... that you called.
...huh. Sure.
[He hangs up]
You know, it's must really like her to let your desperate fears to be used like that!
Ling!?
No, I already told you, Greed.
What do you want?
You pal wanted me to give you this.
Ling? What's it say?
Yeah. Can't read it. He said to give it to a girl.
How do I know you won't follow us and murder her?
It's not my thing to fight women. Plus, I never lie. But hey, it's your call.
[Greed walks off]
Hey, Ling!
It's still Greed, kid.
I... She's not in any real danger. She'll have to stay in bed for a few days.
I'm relieved
Increasing my number of patients on a whim like that! Where I am going to sleep!? Tell me that!
I'm sorry!
The Young Lord! Isn't he here with you?
I met him once. He said a king exists for his people. As if the people matter. The fool, just where did that get him? Typical human.
Shut the hell up! [suddenly regaining control and glaring at Bradley] Don't underestimate humans.
[Bradley is frozen and wide-eyed]
... I know, he is smart as he vigilantly waits for an opportunity to take control of this body!
He must have been taking second thoughts. Now that he has taken a monster into his flesh.
[May Chang and Lan Fan are about to fight each other]
Hey! Just hold on a minute! I don't know what this is about, but you can't fight like thi—!
MLMay and Lan Fan
QUIT TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH THE AFFAIRS OF OUR COUNTRY!
WAH! [falls on his back in surprise]
My wounds aren't going to slow me down.
Is that so? Well, neither will mine!
[Before the fight starts, Dr. Knox enters, looking furious]
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING?! [slams a bowl of food and a washbasin on each of May and Lan Fan's heads] You're supposed to be resting in bed!
[clutching her head pitifully] Quit trying to interfere with the affairs of our countr—!
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE AFFAIRS OF YOUR COUNTRY, DUMBASS! Geez... it doesn't matter where you're from, you're both my patients.
[May and Lan Fan growl at each other, but Knox rounds on them again]
You're not planning on making an even larger mess around here, are you? Huh? 'Cuz if you do, you might release an unknown pathogen from the floorboards... and kill everyone in the house.
[May and Lan Fan are now holding each other in fear]
Tell me the truth right now before my right hand destroys you!
Why are soldiers, who ought to protect citizens, killing them instead? Why is alchemy, which ought to bring happiness to the people, being used for murder?
Right. A "hero" from that horrible war becomes nothing but a mass murderer. Not just the Colonel, but Dr. Knox and the others who took part in human experimentation. Even I would be tried as a criminal for what I did. The only thing that really protects a soldier is his uniform.
Umm... Mister Armor? Thank you so much... for saving us.
My name's Alphonse. Alphonse Elric.
Elric?
You know Edward Elric, right? The short Alchemist you were yelling at before. I'm his little brother. You already know since you were inside, but I don't have a body. Keep it a secret, ok?
If you're his brother, does that mean you have the same angry look.
NO WAY! For starters, I'm way taller than him, better looking, and fight better than him! Plus, I'm not short tempered at all! I'm a perfect gentleman!
[For a second, May tries to imagine what he could look like. Like with Edward before, she imagines a charming, prince-like figure. May squeals in delight, now head-over-heels once again.]
Alphonse, I hope you get your body back really soon!
Uh, why, thank you...
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