Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's been a century since I've seen that face. Rise and shine, Greed. You can't sleep all day.
Well, well. The gang's all here.
Looks like your Ultimate Shield let you down after all.
Maybe, but you never do, Lust the Lascivious... Feel free to pierce me with your Ultimate Spear anytime you want. Hello, Gluttony the Voracious. Still haven't found the right diet for you yet, huh? And little Envy the Jealous. Please! For the last time, get a new outfit! And where is Sloth the Indolent these days?
Greed. You are both my son and a piece of my soul... So why would you betray your loving father?
I mean, you know the answer to that better than anyone, Dad... I'm Greed the Avaricious... You were the one that made me this way, after all. I'm just being myself. I simply had larger ambitions than spending my life working for you.
And if I were to ask you to return and work for me again?
Never!
As you wish...
Why don'tcha come on in, kids, the water's fine! Nice and hot! Just like the flames in hell...! I'll send you a postcard, let you know what they're like...! And when the rest of you get there- I'll be waiting for you!
Now return from whence you were born... Return to my depths and rejoin my soul.. Return, Greed.
If that's what you want, Dad! Just don't blame me when I give you a stomach-ache! You did it to yourself!
I shall drink to the Promised Day, and to your undying loyalty.
One is all, and all is one. All things in this world are connected. The alchemist who opens the Doorway will find the true nightmare.
Oohoo! You guys are lifesavers! Thanks a lot! Your treat, right?
When did I say that I was paying?
Let's not quibble over something so small!
Who're you calling small?!
To think, I found such hospitality, so far from home!
Far from home? You mean you're not from here?
That's right, I came from Xing!
Oh, Xing, that's the... Country to the east of the desert?
Because I wanted to see the ruins of Xerxes, The route goes by there.
I'm looking for something. It's possible you two have heard of it before... The Philosopher's Stone. I'm very eager to find it. Do you know anything about it?
No... We can't help you.
You wouldn't be lying to me, now would you? [He snaps and Lan Fan and Foo appear, with kunai] So, do you have something to tell me?
Why the interest in the Philosopher's Stone?
I want to achieve... Immortality!
So you shake down strangers for food, and yet you can somehow afford two personal attendants?
Well, I am the emperor's son, after all.
Huh? Emperor's son?
That makes you...
A prince! Hehehehehehe!
Not the reaction I anticipated.
Sorry! We just didn't see that coming!
Yeah, the guy who collapsed on the side road and then mooched food off us is the son of an Emperor!
Okay! The Philosopher's Stone... What information can you offer?
Not happening! The Stone isn't a tool for some political game.
What's going on? ...Who is this?
Oh, sir, you've returned! Welcome back.
I said, who is this?!
My name is May Chang, sir. I was collapsed by the side of the road... Your master, Mr. Yoki, revived me and brought me back here.
Master?
Black Hayate? What’s gotten into you, boy?
Hahaha, it’s dangerous to be out walking the streets, alone, at this hour. You never know when you might meet, the terrible serial killer, feared by all, Barry the Chopper! Ahh! No fair, why’d you have to pull a gun for-? Ah! Alright, that’s it, lady! Now I’m going to hear you scream!
Uh!
Ahhh! Hey, how come you’re not paralyzed with fear?
You actually remind me of someone else I know.
Let me guess, Alphonse, something or other?
Uh! You’ve met Alphonse before?
Hahahaha, so the guy’s a friend of yours is he? I’m going to tell you something sweetheart, you are one strong woman!
The Philosopher’s Stone…
I can’t believe the Fifth Laboratory was being used to make something like that.
It gets worse; there’s a chance that Military Senior Staff was involved as well.
Plus there were those other two, Lust and Envy. Are they the ones who made you into what you are now?
Nah, it was the researchers that did that. Ripped my soul right out of my body, and slapped it into this suit of armor you see, here.
We can track down these so called researchers, if we find them, maybe they can tell us who ordered the experiments.
Fat chance of that. They were all used to create Philosopher’s Stones, there’s not a single one of them left alive.
Silenced and then used as ingredients, how efficiently planned.
Do you think this means they have what they need, or will they try to make additional Stones?
I have one more question for you. A little over a month ago, a military officer was killed in a telephone booth, in Central. Were you the one who did it?
Phone booth doesn’t sound familiar. Was he all chopped up?
Never mind.
Hello there, Winry! You look like you’re in a very generous mood today!
Hi, Ed. Hi, Al. What are you doing showing up like this?
Ahahaha!
[Havoc visits Falman who's keeping an eye on Barry.]
How's it goin'? You won a single game yet?
Not even close... But this game is boring anyway. Hey, since it's night now, I can go and cut someone up, right?!
Of course not.
The colonel apologizes for having to give you such a dangerous assignment. He also says don't worry about your other duties; your absence is being treated as sick leave. But if anyone- even military personnel outside of our unit- sees you, he'll have you court-martialed before you can blink... That is all.
[Mustang has lied to the Elric brothers to avoid telling them about Hughes' death.]
Now you've decided to treat them like children?
There's no need for them to know just yet... The fewer obstacles that stand in their way right now... the better.
Colonel... They are gonna find out someday.
It's funny... I've accused Armstrong of being soft... But right now I'm no better than he is.
I fail to see anything "soft" about it. It's cruel, Colonel.
Apple pie?
That's right. I've practiced making it a few times. I know it might... sound like... I'm bragging... but I've gotten pretty good at it. I'm not nearly as good as Miss Gracia, but someday... I'd hoped... That Mr. Hughes... would get to try some too!
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