He called me Wife number 3?
That's when I slapped him.
That deserves a muffin.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
He finally got what he's always wanted, but he's being pig-headed and selfish.
[sarcastically] That's so unlike J.R.
JRJ.R.
[to Sue Ellen] I'm only going to tell you this once, and I'll deny it the minute I leave this room, but the best decision you ever made was leaving me.
JRJ.R.
[to Sue Ellen] With all the pull I still have in this city after all the crap I've pulled, you'll bounce back too.
JRJ.R.
It's a rare and beautiful thing when enemies share the same enemy.
JRJ.R.
We both know that rich folks don't go to jail but people who clean up after them do.
JRJ.R.
It's a sad day when an old man can sneak up on a super ninja.
I was married to your father for 17 years. I think I know when I'm being played.
Vengeance won't heal a broken heart.
I've got a fast car. It's not too late to run.
J.R.: You use those puppy dog eyes you got from me and that's going to bring the Mamma Bear out in Sue Ellen.
When I lost you, I died inside.
JJohn
Let's not consider this work. Let's consider this screwing over Christopher and Elena.
JJohn
I get me some a little breakfast and I think I'll be ready for round two.
RRebecca
I hear they have nice waffles at the Ritz.
J.R.: Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.
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