It sounds like a shotgun wedding.
It is. And you're the pregnant bride.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I pulled Michael's cell records, did a search for most-called numbers, came up with Phillip. Triangulated the cell phone towers to track him to the vicinity of his office servers and then hacked into their email. How did you find out?
I listened to all of Leo's voicemails while he was in the bathroom.
Well, that's one way to do it.
You see me for what I am. A filthy monster desperately trying to hold on to the last shreds of its humanity. You are a good person. I know that. Ella could use a good person in her life. I'm not promising much, but I will promise this. I may not do it well, but I will do my best to be your someone so you're not alone. Okay? You're not alone.
Cyrus must be loving this.
He's like a stormchaser in a van hurling down the highway, face pressed up against the windshield, grinning wildly, waiting for everything to go to Hell and wanting to be there when it does.
I've been in that van.
CCharlie
We gotta kill Jake.
No way.
CCharlie
Why not? Because Mr. Peabody out there says so? Or because, if we do, your boss will be sad?
Does this mean you're in?
I was never out, Rosen. But this means war, you know that, right? We're the good guys, but you won't always be able to tell. That's what it's going to take.
It is your friends who do not know you, but I do. You are a warrior. Never reckless, never naive. Too smart to let fear drive you. Precise, quiet, calculating. You will wait for the right time, you will look at all the possible outcomes, you will understand what needs to be done. I know you. Because the apple does not fall far from the tree, Olivia, poison though it may be.
The mayor's wife is upstairs lying in a pool of blood while my team erases evidence of a crime scene so I'd say it takes a lot to surprise me because this is my job. This is what I do. Now you know what I'm about. Justice or your career. I can only get you one. So what do you want?
So Mellie Grant's run for Senate is legal because of misogyny. In this instance, misogyny is our friend. Is that what you're saying?
No. No, I'm saying something less controversial and something less likely to get me stoned to death by my feminist sisters.
That's why you're calling? To ask for my advice about your wife?
FFitz
I want to hear what you think.
What I think? I think you're supposed to be an optimist.
No one is going to kill you, Russell. I know that sounds comforting. But trust me. It's not. You don't get off so easily. You don't get to die
A story broke about a young naval officer who had been raped. And now the only thing people want to ask me about is whether or not my husband is going to intervene on her behalf. Can I assume, because we're not monsters, that the answer is yes? Fitz?
FFitz
I can't intervene. It would send the wrong message.
It would tell the world that we don't condone rape.
We have one goal. To bring down my father and to shut down B613 for good. To do what is right. So you tell the truth and you tell the whole truth. No matter what happens. No matter who gets hurt
MPMaya Pope
Boo, I'm living out the rest of my days in this cell. You call that winning?
You could have killed him if you wanted to. So I want to know. How did you do it?
MPMaya Pope
You sure do love a problem.
I don't know what you're...
MPMaya Pope
You're so vain. It's always about you, isn't it? The problems you create so that you can solve them. The power you have to wield so that you can feel important. Did your father and I not tell you you were special enough when you were little? Did we not give you enough hugs? Aww, baby. This uppity fantasy world you've decided to be a part of it's not real, boo. Now you need to come on back down to this planet. Where the world doesn't revolve around you.
You can't threaten me like that.
Actually, I can. You see, when you know someone's pressure point, you can make them do just about anything.
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