Huh? It's got to be around here somewhere.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This chews. Where's my astonishingly lifelike clone?
Hey, people. What's happening? Where's the party? Check it out. The party's right here. Whoo-hoo! A-dancing, dancing, dancing, I'm dancing. [Little Otis starts dancing and everyone laughs at him while regular Otis is unsatisfied watching Little Otis dance]
Hey, that isn't me. Wha-- he's like a foot tall. [Otis measures Little Otis and notices he isn't as tall as he expected]
[stops laughing]: Wait. What's this? [Abby grabs a small paper with a disclaimer and reads it with a magnifying glass] ”Clones not actual size.”
[Unsatisfied]: Milk me.
Hey mouse. Up high. Down low. Too slow. Whoo-hoo! Let's watch some sports bloopers.
Hey, he's just like Otis.
He's nothing like me. I completely and utterly reject him.
Look, everyone, it's Mini Moo.
Hey, she's mean and loud. This'll shut her talkhole. [Little Otis uses a skateboard and makes Bessy crash at a fence]
I don't know yet, but it'll involve costumes, split-second timing and disguised character voices. To the costume, split-second timing and disguised character voices hut!
If Little Otis is anything like big Otis, there's only one thing that will lure him away from a live TV appearance, and I know just what that thing is.
I knew it. Otis is in trouble. [Abby grabs a cat carrier] I just hope my backup plan works. [Abby opens the cat carrier and pulls out a mini version of herself out of the cat carrier] Okay, Little Abby, just like we talked about. [Abby puts Little Abby on a window]
Right. I'm on it.
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