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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[through the com-link] Stop the car, Question. Pull over!

Stop following us, Canary.

Is that her? Give me that! [plucks com-link from Question's ear]

Hey!

[speaks through the com-link] You want a piece of me, blondie? Bring it! [steps on the accelerator]

[J'onn had just teleported Black Canary and Green Arrow out of the train's path and into the sea, leaving behind Canary's motorcycle]

I can't believe you! [Hits Green Arrow] I rebuilt that bike by hand!

You're absolutely right. I'm sorry I saved our lives.

Rrrrgh! [Swims away]

And J'onn thinks Huntress is the unstable one.

You knew all along that kid was gonna be on that freighter.

I do my homework.

Then why go to all the the trouble to help? Why risk your life for me?

[embarrassed] Because I... like you.

[Huntress gives Question a long kiss, then pulls him away by his collar]

Where are we going?

Don't ask so many questions.

[to Green Arrow] I'm sorry, but... ew.

J'onn! We're in trouble!

Are you asking for help?

Yes!

You never ask for help.

Just get us some reinforcements!

Superman, you needed.

I'm in the middle of something. Can it wait?

Unfortunately, no. It's the Parasite.

Give me half a minute and I'll be right--

Good work.

MCaptain Marvel

It was nothing really.

EMElongated Man

Hey, I think he's blushing. Don't be modest, kid. I don't even think Superman could have done a better-- Wait... We were just talkin' about you.

And you are?

EMElongated Man

Oh, that's right. You were on a space mission when we recruited him.

MCaptain Marvel

I'm Captain Marvel, sir, and it is an honor. You're my biggest fan.

Excuse me?

MCaptain Marvel

I... I mean, I'm your biggest fan. Sorry, sir. It's, uh-- It's a little overwhelming meeting you.

It's a pleasure, Captain, a real pleasure.

MCaptain Marvel

Gosh. Take it easy, folks one at a time okay.

LLLois Lane

Lois Lane. Captain Daily Planet. How does it feel to be part of the Justice League?

MCaptain Marvel

How does it feel? Like I've waited my whole life for this. I mean, being on the same team with Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman. I still can't believe they actually let me join.

LLLois Lane

What is it you value so much about the League?

MCaptain Marvel

Golly. I guess it's all the good they do. Not just helping people which is great. I mean, that's the reason we're all here in the first place, right? But they really make a difference they change the world.

LLLois Lane

How so?

MCaptain Marvel

Well, just look at Lex Luthor. He used to be a supervillain for pete's sake and now he's one of the good guys. I think it's terrific that he's running for president, don't you?

LLLois Lane

Uh, are you moving to Metropolis from fawcett city.

MCaptain Marvel

No, ma'am. I help where I'm needed, but I'm a fawcett boy at heart. Sorry, folks, but I really gotta go.

[Batman and Superman are conversing while supervillains.].

You were a little hard on the Boy Scout, don't you think?

I thought I was the Boy Scout?

I did too, 'til I met Captain Marvel. [at this point, the villains all lie defeated around them] What did these guys want, anyway?

To take over the world. Or rob banks, I forget. But back to Captain Marvel: why are you... why is everyone defending him?

We like him. He's... sunny.

When you joined this team, you became something more than just a hero.

MCaptain Marvel

I know that, sir, but...

You became a symbol. A symbol that represents all of us.

MCaptain Marvel

Yes, sir.

We don't play favorites, we don't sell deodorant on television, and we don't get involved in politics.

MCaptain Marvel

Yes, sir.

And we certainly don't endorse supervillains for the presidency!

I'm not going to argue with you. I'm in charge, you have to--

What, trust you? Seems to me that's been tried.

Vig, we can't do this now - she's mission leader.

She's a Thanagarian! I don't know what you did during the invasion-

I fought them.

So did I, for all the good it done me! Filthy hawks caught me, locked me up in a tiny cell, humiliated me - your people, Hawkgirl.

KKragger

I'm supposed to believe you would give me your teammate? I'm brain-damaged, not stupid.

My animal senses are a hundred times more acute than yours. I could find her with ease.

H1Hawk #1

And why would you want to?

You mean besides saving myself. Shayera and I, we want the same man.

H1Hawk #1

Enough of this.

KKragger

Wait! I believe her. Lead the way.

Even if you got a medkit.

H1Hawk #1

We've got an analgesic projector back in the ship. After you help us.

If you want me in condition to track someone over his terrain. You'll take me to it right now.

KKragger

Do it.

H1Hawk #1

This will kill the pain.

We'll be meeting that when you wake up. J'onn, it's Vixen, can you hear me? Over.

Barely. Increased her geam game. Over.

We've been ambushed by a bunch of Thanagarians who have a serious matt on for Shayera. Over. J'onn? J'onn?

PDParan Dul

I don't think he heard you, human.

She's taking too long, I'm going back for her.

Only reason she ain't back the hawks got her. You already know that, so where are you really going.

Where I should have gone in the first place. Maybe they'll let her go, if I give them what they want.

Dagnabbit girl! I ain't gonna allow it!

You're not really in a position to stop me, are you, cowboy? Please. The Justice League is bound to send a search party in a day or two. Stay safe.

Vaya con Dios. Appears that you've got the drop on me, partner.

H1Hawk #1

Ahh!

May have spoke prematurely on that. Now, you and me are gonna have a little confab concerning the location of your spaceship.

PDParan Dul

Would you care to surrender now or shall I have Kragger do something unseemly to your friend?

Let her go and I'm yours, no tricks.

PDParan Dul

I'm sure. Drop your mace, and we have a deal.

[Vixen screaming]

PDParan Dul

Who's flying my ship?

[Vigilante is flying a Thanagarian ship]

Consarned, dang-busted, alien control panel which can't nobody work proper! I'm comin', darlin'! Yee-haw!

KKragger

Shayera!

[Paran Dul and Vixen are fighting in the back of the ship]

You folks mind? Doomed driver up here!

KKragger

You took everything from me! Destroy you! Destroy you!

[After Vixen tosses Paran Dul off the ship]

You okay? I will be, if you let me drive.

Need a lift?

[as Vixen and Shayera approach him, he holds out his arms] I was worried about you! [both girls stalk past him]

[to Shayera] When do you want to do this?

No time like the present.

Mari? Shayera? Oh, man. This is gonna be ugly.

[cut to the girls sitting at a table, laughing]

Not to mention his taste in movies!

I know! OLD YELLER? What's that about? [they both laugh harder]

And he's such a marine! You should see his underwear drawer. He folds his socks! [both laugh again]

I have seen his underwear drawer. [both stop laughing]

He still has feelings for you, you know.

I know.

Funny thing about me. Whenever I start a book or a movie, no matter how bad it is, I just can't stop until I get to the end. So even though John and I have only been together for a little while... well, I just like to see things through.

En garde! [they smile and raise their glasses for a toast]

Something I can help you with?

I hope so. But I assume you don't want to discuss your White House weenie-roast in front of a crowd.

[to others] I'll be back in a few minutes. [he leads Question to the empty conference room]

Always wondered what was in here. Private conference room. Original members only, yes? A place where you're free to discuss your secrets and lies...

You said something about me in the White House.

Not you exactly. Another version of you, hmm?

Stop dancing around it. Tell me what you know.

I know what you told everyone. The Justice Lords, a parallel universe version of the Justice League, came to our world to rid it of crime, just as they did on their own world. With Lex Luthor's help, our Justice League managed to rout them before they could impose their totalitarian will on our populace. I also know what you didn't tell anyone, outside of the original seven members of the Justice League. On that other Earth, so very much like our own, a Superman, so very much like you, killed the President.

[tenses up, accidentally damaging a chair he was leaning on] Question, no one can know about this.

Or what? You'll incinerate me too?

I'd never do anything like that.

Wouldn't you? Didn't you recently try to lobotomize Doomsday with your heat vision, just as the Justice Lord did?

That's different!

It's the same. A heavily-armed Watchtower with an army of proactive heroes, Luthor running for President - if it's not quite the same, it soon will be! Have you seen Amanda Waller's computer simulations?

Batman told me about them.

Did he tell you all the models predict that a war between the Justice League and the government will devastate the planet?!

We would never fight the government!

Not even if Luthor was the government?! [beginning to ramble in fear] Predestined... Flash will die, you will kill Luthor, Armageddon... inevitable...

Question, I'm... [puts a hand on his shoulder; the Question recoils with a gasp] I'm worried about you. You're mixed up. This world isn't like the other one. We're not the Justice Lords. Those things you're afraid of will never happen here. I won't let them.

[Question is silent for a moment, then walks out]

Question, isn't it? I believe you took something that belongs to me.

Have you seen the latest polls? It's beginning to look like you're going to be our next President. Just like in that other world.

[casually] I wouldn't bet against me.

No, it wouldn't be prudent. I want you to understand something, Luthor. Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian, what I'm about to do isn't personal.

What are you babbling about?

Everything that exists has a specific nature. Each entity exists as something in particular and has characteristics that are part of what it is. A is A, and no matter what reality he calls home, Luthor is Luthor. If I'm to save the world, your existence must come to an end before you take office. [removes his tie]

[unafraid] You're going to kill me so that Superman can't.

I'm a well-known crackpot. The Justice League's reputation will survive my actions, and Superman's legacy will remain intact. [holds up his tie, preparing to choke Luthor]

Interesting plan. Unfortunately for you, it's not really an option.

[Question attempts to attack Luthor, but he uppercuts him straight to the waterwall with tremendous force and uses his newfound super-strength to beat him up]

President? Foolish faceless man. My campaign is a farce - a small part of a much grander scheme. President! Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President? That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent 75 million dollars on a fake presidential campaign. All just to tick Superman off! [Luthor then slams Question, breaking his desk at the same time, and peers closer to him] Now, about those files you stole from me.

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