I know who you are. But I'm not the one who hurt you.
Superman is Superman. And I will kill you.
Why?
It's what I am; I don't care why.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Superman and Wonder Woman step into the infirmary to visit Batman, recovering after stopping the San Baquero missile]
[Joking] You'll do anything to avoid monitor duty...
Sent him [Doomsday] off to the Phantom Zone, didn't you?
He left us no choice.
Spoken like a true Justice Lord...
[Offended] What!? Come on!
Passing judgment like gods... With our super-powered army and our orbiting death ray... Cadmus is right to be scared - the human race wouldn't stand a chance...
We'd never go there! It isn't in our nature and nothing can change that!
Nothing? What if Luthor does become President, like he did in their world? What would stop you from doing what that Superman did!?
There's always that Kryptonite you carry around...
You don't get to joke! Not today! [Points at him] I just took a bullet for you!
I'm sorry, Bruce. You're right. But you don't have to worry about the Justice League. Trust me. You know me.
Yeah, I do.
Get some rest.
[as his handcuffs are unlocked] What if I don't want to go with him?
Then you can go and take your seat, tough guy.
An expert with nothing to lose... this must be some nasty business.
A little B-and-E, a little grand larceny. No big deal.
Right. What's the target? [Flagg hands him a dossier]
Justice League headquarters.
Always did want to die for my country.
I thought he was gonna wet himself when you mentioned the Martian. He couldn't let us through fast enough.
That was nothing. I almost lost it when this bonehead set off the metal detector.
Seventy-five cents is seventy-five cents. I'm supposed to throw away money?
[Task Force X readies their weapons in an elevator.]
[addressing Colonel Flag] And you? Going in unarmed?
This one don't need no weapons.
[Deadshot and Plastique board the elevator; Green Lantern catches the door with his ring]
Hey.
How ya doin'.
[Brief silence; Deadshot gives Plastique a sidelong glance]
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Lantern? For six weeks now, my wife's been after me for Hawkgirl's autograph; you wouldn't know where she's at today, would you?
[annoyed] Haven't seen her. [gets off elevator]
Okay, thanks anyway.
You are a very bad boy.
Tell me you didn't love it.
[Task Force X is attempting to escape the Watchtower; they burst onto the transport deck]
Ask yourselves - is being in here with me what you truly desire?
C'est la vie.
[Plastique whimpering]
[Captain Atom gasps]
Tend to her. They thought of everything.
You really think we can do something with this?
An invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh yes, Ms. Waller, most definitely.
Most fun I've had since my last root canal. Well gang, guess I'll be saying-
[Attacked by Colonel Flagg]
Dream on, dirtbag. Five years. You sign up for missions like this for five years. If you survive, then you go free. You don't like it, there's a nice warm seat waiting for you back at Belle Reve Correctional.
Tell me, Colonel - what's Waller got on you?
Not a thing. Some of us don't have to be blackmailed into serving their country.
How did you know Vance was the inside man?
MMMartian Manunter
He was the only one on the tower whose mind I couldn't read. Cadmus must have supplied him with a sophisticated method of masking his thoughts.
So, what do we do with him now?
I'd like to go in there and wipe clean the last two years of his memory.
Whoa. That's a little harsh, don't you think?
He's a liability.
I'm sure he's spilled everything he knows to Cadmus.
Don't you understand? We can't trust him.
J'onn... we can't trust anyone now.
Cool it, Martian. Back off, freak show, or the meat puppet eats it.
Come here. Let's go, girl.
I've set this for 30 seconds. Plenty of time for you to disarm. Or not, as the case may be.
Not very ladylike behavior, ma'am.
Unh! Plastique!
Ah!
DDeadshoot
C'est la vie.
Tend to her. They thought of everything.
You really think we can do something with this?
An invulnerable juggernaut forged by the gods? Oh, yes, Miss Waller, most definitely.
I heard we lost Plastique.
Yes, ma'am. You'll have my full report by 0800.
Right. That'll be all. Rick, you're a good soldier. Your father would be proud.
Ma'am.
This was a great idea, Wally. I can't remember the last time we've had a chance to catch up.
Mostly my fault. I've been pretty busy in Central City.
I wanna hear all about it. I saw some of it on the news, but it's not the same a--
I'm sorry. I thought we were having dinner tonight.
Is it Tuesday? Silly me. Making dinner plans with two beautiful women on the same night.
Uh-huh.
We can do this another time.
Don't be ridiculous. We can all have a meal together. It's a chance for us to get reacquainted, patch things up.
Assuming we want to.
Now, there's an example of exactly the kind of thing we're not gonna do anymore, right? I'm telling you, once we clear the air, everybody's gonna be pals again. I always thought the reason you two don't get along is that you're so much alike.
SHShayera Hol and Wonder Woman
[in unison] Like her?
You weren't gonna eat that, were you? You guys aren't even trying. You could at least talk to each other.
The pasta's good.
It's the sauce.
This isn't gonna work, is it?
Not a chance.
Hey! Where you going? Come on. I had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a stud.
Etrigan, calm yourself. Let me help you.
EEtrigan
[screaming, shifting between demon and human forms] The gates of Tartarus swing both ways! AARGH! The balance tilts towards chaos! Usurper! Fiend!
What's happening here?
I don't know. Suddenly all of our members with magical powers-- Well, you can see.
[speaking backwards] Lleh fo enorht eht no stis tsuaf! Tsol si lla! ["All is lost! Faust sits on the throne of Hell!"]
They're in agony. What can we do?
I'm researching. As soon as I learn something, I'll let you know.
Flash!
HHermes
No, it's the original speedster. Hey, Diana. I let myself in.
Hermes. How may I serve the messenger of the gods?
HHermes
Don't be so formal, Diana. You're practically a member of the family. Not that this is a social visit. I've got something for you, here, it's pretty important. Zeus paid for overnight service. Here it is. [Hands her a scroll]
[reading] "For a good time, call Podenemus"...?
HHermes
[Grabs the scroll] Wha-uh-, heh-heh... Wrong scroll. Hm. I think I got a shot, it's her cell number... Here we go. [reads] "By decree of Zeus, father of Olympus, it is so ordered: Diana of Themyscira will travel to Tartarus and set right that what has been disturbed."
He's telling me to go to--
HHermes
Basically. Felix Faust is on the loose again.
Felix Faust is dead.
HHermes
Yes, and pretty upset about it, too. His spirit possessed a powerful weapon called the Annihilator, then headed straight for the gates of Tartarus. I mean, straight for it. The Amazons did their best to stop him. They're good, but they were out of their weight class. Once inside, he went looking for Hades, the master of Tartarus. Guess Faust is still torqued. Hades messed him over pretty good a few years back.
I was there.
HHermes
And you'll be there this time. You must defeat Faust and restore Hades to the throne of Tartarus.
So far as I'm concerned they deserve each other. Why should I care about this?
HHermes
You mean, other than the direct-order-from-the-gods thing? Because, you know, there must always be balance between chaos and order. When there isn't-- You've been to the infirmary already, right?
My friends--
HHermes
Need you to do the right thing. They're in good hands, Diana. Yours.
Shayera? Security override. User code 003.
CComputer
User identity Wonder Woman. Confirmed.
Unlock this door.
Something I can help you with?
Look, I need it. I'll bring it back.
[walking in on Wonder Woman taking her mace] We become pals while I wasn't looking?
There's trouble on Themyscira. Mystical trouble. Your mace disrupts magic. I thought--
Whatever's happening on that island of yours must be pretty bad for you to resort to this.
Life and death. Can I have it?
Uh-uh. It's a package deal. You want the mace, you get me too.
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