Well, at least now I understand why you brought me along. You didn't need Green Arrow - you just needed "green."
It isn't like that!
No? Then tell me - what's it like?
I thought I could trust you.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What is this?
We want to help you, Ted. We want to get you out of here.
Why? Does it look like I have a problem?
You do if you don't see what you've become here! You're entertainment for these people! The rooster in a cockfight!
Fighting is what I do, alright? It was all I was ever good at and I'm still good at it - I'm Wildcat, the guy who fights! That's what I am.
I'll be there in ten minutes.
Would those be real minutes or Wildcat minutes?
Uh, there's no place to change.
Right here'll do.
[they turn their backs to each other and Dinah begins to undress, Ollie sneaks a look over his shoulder.]
You drop something?
That's right. Two good guys, fighting each other. And one of them's her. [cut to Black Canary, then cut to the audience, where male jaws are dropping]
[To Roulette] Then here's the deal: If I win, you ban Wildcat from cage fighting forever. And If I lose, [to Wildcat] I'll never bother you again.
Forget it!
Can't do that, Cat - it's much too good an idea.
You don’t understand, if we leave here without Wildcat, or worse, if I use my power to force him out, he'll just come back. We have to settle this the only way he understands.
You're not really gonna fight him...
I have to. And beat him, it's the only way he can stop.
[takes an arrow] I thought it was just you pretending again.
What's that supposed to mean?
Like all the flirting you did at the Watchtower. The way you acted interested. To get me to come with you.
Who said that was pretending?
Oh no, I know your game now.
It's not always a game.
No? Come here, look me in the eye and say so. [Black Canary comes closer to Green Arrow, who knocks her out with gas from the arrow; Roulette enters the room and sees Black Canary unconscious] Don't worry. You'll still get your main event.
[to Green Arrow, who she thinks is dead] You know, that was an incredibly stupid thing to do. Not to mention arrogant, pig-headed, macho, and... very very sweet. [kisses him] I'm sorry...
[opens eyes] I'm not.
We don't need these cowards! We can do it on our own!
Great news, Bertha! You don't have to!
[Barda seizes him by the throat]
Barda!
[squeaks] Isn't that what I said?
Kalibak, Kalibak, Kalibak... I have used every vile punishment, every known torture, yet still you refuse to join Virman Vundabar's noble cause.
You're about as noble as my armpit.
Very well, you've forced me to my last resort! [reaches into his uniform] Cake! [Kalibak licks his lips, but then spits at Vundabar] Oh, did I say that was my last resort? My mistake, I have one more! [activates torture device]
You've always been this deluded? Or is it just since senility set in?
Oh! You wound Granny. But not as much as Granny is going to wound you!
Are you enjoying Granny's hospitality?
Ah, blow it out your shorts, ya goose-stepping harpy!
Not that I mind the exercise, but couldn't your boob tube have transported us any closer?
It's "boom tube"!
Ah, this should be a magnificent show, even if I already know the ending.
[Big Barda is fighting the robot guards]
Robots! I love smashing robots!
No! You've got something more important to do. Search this place and find Kalibak.
Will you two be all - [robot head flies past] Okay!
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