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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

When I saw it was him instead of Ali, I thought for sure this was a trap.

Probably is and we're just sitting here like geese.

Ducks.

What?

You sit like lame ducks, not geese.

OK, well, whatever, they both quack.

Geese honk.

I saw your home movies, Ian. What does N.A.T. are for anyway? Need A Therapist?

IIan

Listen, you are not gonna blackmail me into staying with you.

That's hilarious. This isn't about you. Someone's threatening me. And if it's you, or your crazy girlfriend, it stops tonight. Because I've made a copy of every single video on your laptop. And if I get one more text or stupid doll, you're going to be buying your soap on a rope.

IIan

You have no idea how much trouble you're going to be in if you show those videos to anyone. Look at me! There are things on here that could bring everybody down. Including your family.

Well, I guess you better go back to that posse of pervs and tell them to leave me alone.

I could be an actress.

Could be? Well, I hate to break it to you but you already are. The way you tell your stories with such convictions. I think you've convinced yourself that half of them are true.

Well, if you can't convince yourself, why should anyone else believe you?

Coincidences happen.

Yeah, all the time. They just grow on trees like coconuts, waiting for you to walk under them.

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