Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Parrot.
Whatever.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.
Mona may not be A, but she's definitely still a B.
I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!
Aye aye, captain.
Well I'm ruining my mom's life, so that's got to count for something!
Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
No, you just spit in it.
They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"
She can't just disappear; this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms.
[to Mona] You're the only who actually knows how to live in a lie.
Her blonde tarantula of a daughter.
Where is he?
Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.
Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.
Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.
Now you want to go to Radley and ring the bell jar.
Caleb [to Hanna] I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.
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