I really feel like I'm about to rattle the cage of a sleeping giant.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Three against one, A wins.
Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone movie.
You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.
Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.
You make it so hard to be a modern post-feminist when you get so alpha male.
Why, you want me to stop ?
No.
EEzra (to Aria)
You'll be fine, just change your shoes.
What'd you do with the basket?
I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?
SSpencer(on Mona and Jason)
Okay, he's basically hugging a hand grenade.
Face it, Caleb. We were never "under the radar."
MMeredith
You are in this class to discuss American history, not mine, got it?
Well, I'll tell you what, she sneaks in my house past midnight, I'm sleeping with a crowbar under my pillow.
You know I could come with you, and I could rub your shoulders between rounds and wrap your knuckles and hold your spit bucket.
If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.
Is being captain brainiac really that important?
ACAndrew Campbell
Put on your Hastings face and spank her tomorrow night like I know you can.
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