You're not paranoid if someone's really out to get you.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is sweet.
Fine, now he's a sour patch kid.
Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Thank you!
You're open to date but you're not open for business.
I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.
Right, roger that.
Roger that?
What? We're on a mission.
You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.
Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
She's divorced, not desperate.
SSpencer (on Garrett)
So he's finally chosen some flowers, which are hideous and tacky and mostly carnations, but there's not really much selection around here, so...
I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.
That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.
SSpencer (on Jenna)
How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.
Do you have plans tomorrow?
Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.
He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
I was just trying to do the right thing.
Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
You did not just say that.
With Ali, I keep peeling, I just always seem to find new layers.
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