You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Careful, Emily!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
AAria (on Noel)
He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.
Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.
We're not even standing that close to you.
Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?
Congratulations hon, you're back on the team! If I had a pom pom, i'd shake it.
Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.
Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.
Can I touch it?
Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy
I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?
Second guessing her every move is starting to feel a little extreme.
BByron
No, dating your English teacher is extreme.
I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!
You're taking to long Hanna just control A.
I'm going as fast as I can!
It's not fast enough, Hanna, Just control A! Control A.
What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?!
No, hit CTRL A...on the keyboard!
If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her non-stop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.
My family has issues too.
Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?
What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?
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