Don't you read the newspaper or watch the news?
No.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.
I love you so much.
I wanted to say that first.
Sometimes when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Why are you talking like Ben Franklin?
I'm completely off my game.
You don't have any game.
We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Yeah, well, you go ahead and do that, while I try not to get killed.
JJason
Hey, I miss that pink hair!
[Wearing a tight short red dress.] So, mom, I need your opinion.
Absolutely not.
What? I haven't even asked you yet.
Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.
So what? I can't dance on his grave? Can I at least throw confetti?
Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.
You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.
Aria [on giant coffee mug]: I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.
Is this a gay thing?
No. It's a brain thing.
This is me relaxed.
We're gonna have to work on that.
Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.
Em, easy. You're already wearing more pain cream than clothes.
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