When I first saw the limo, I thought I was gonna have to ride in the trunk.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(To Hanna) Why are we sitting with Caleb?
Why not?
Hanna, I like stray dogs too, but sometimes they bite.
Well, don't worry, okay? This dog's has it's shots.
Go Emily!
She's not swimming yet...
I think someone framing you.
What made you change your mind?
I think someone may be trying to do the same thing to me.
Remind me again, which one's Bridgett?
Bridgett is the one drinking from her purse.
Toby, did you hear? We can get that awful thing off your leg now. The cab's waiting.
Actually, I already have a ride.
Emily.
No, it's me.
Spencer... It's really very nice of you but I'm here now.
I'm going with Spencer.
I see...
(To Aria) I don't like what knowing what I'm capable of.
(On the phone) Where are you?
What are you talking about, I'm right here.
(Hears sirens) Any firetruck you can here at your house, I can hear at mine-- Oh my God! Are you in his apartment? Are you on the bed...?
(Gets off the bed) No. I'm not... On the bed.
Is he there?
Not exactly.
Is he taking a shower?
He's getting take-out food for dinner! And this call is becoming very 1-900...
To talk to a hot english teacher press 3...
Call ending now.
I'm sorry last night was a bust--
It wasn't a complete bust... Plus, it was kinda fun to kick your ass in Scrabble.
It wasn't a complete ass kicking.
Jenna is gonna be sooooo pissed! --A
Why isn't she wearing any shoes?
So she can look small enough to play an 8 year old...
(To Hanna) You didn't read the entire play? (Looks at Aria)
Hey, don't look at me, I'm just here to make her look taller.
I find evil so... Inspiring.
FMr. Fitz
Uh... Inspiring?
(To Aria about Ezra) Is that the tie you bought him?
Stop.
What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy?
I was in the shower with him
Talk about a wet dream.
No, it wasn't a dream... He took a shower at my place.
(Gasp) Did you lose your V-card?
No! Okay, I'm just... confused.
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