Alex, why are you wasting my time? You were suppose to transform into Justin Bieber not "Just a beaver."
[as a beaver] What went wrong? I did the spell correctly!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[enters the lair from the portal] Hey guys. So I moved up the wizard competition to Monday at 4pm. Let's just get this thing done. [leaves]
JAJustin and Alex
WHAT?!
I can't believe that Max moved up the final wizard competition! Is that even legal?
[reading a book] Yeah the Wizard Competition Code states it. Only Max can change the date back. Okay, don't worry about it. I'll...go talk to him. I can reason with him.
Say that last sentence again.
I can reason with him. [realizes what he said] I will...distract him with something shiny.
[to Alex] Alex, I think you're being replaced as daddy's little girl.
[mildly annoyed] Please, I'm daddy's little girl. [referring to 'Max/Maxine'] That is daddy's little freak.
Hmm. Looks like the little girl shoe is on the other foot, and it fits well. [leaves]
[gazing at her reflection backstage, at the dojo] PIGTAILS? LOLLIPOP?!? You didn't change me back,you made me CUTER! Get ready,because Maxine is going to be your cutest nightmare. EVER.
Glad your little girl's okay. [leaves]
Yes. How is it possible that you and I are related?
It doesn't even look that hard. It's just a little pamphlet. [opens the pamphlet to reveal more] Little bit. [opens pamphlet more and stretches it out to Justin] More. [opens the paper more] Oh, this is going to take me, like, three days just to close up!
You're going to throw away everything that we've been working so hard on to get back into the competition for some girl that you barely even know.
I know her.
Good, 'cause I have no idea who you are.
You know what you guys need? An inspirational speech. [stands up on a chair] Okay, we can succeed without Justin. If we believe in each other, we can accomplish anything we set our minds to. So I say, fellow delinquents, we can do it, I think.
ACAlex and the class
We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think. We can do it, I think!
Yeah! I think.
Yes! We did it! You're my new Mr. Justin but pretty.
Aww. [blushes and hides her face behind the paper]
[casts a spell] This that, copycat. [casts spell on Rosie then puts her wand in her boot]
[puts her wand in her boot]
[same time with Rosie] Did it work? Yep, it worked. It's probably better if we don't talk while we're in there. [flips her hair then goes into the lair with Rosie following]
Rosie? What are you doing here?
[same time with Rosie] Justin relax. Everything's fine. Just go with it.
[whispers] That was so weird.
[takes off her robe]
[takes off her robe and reveals wings from her back]
[whispers] She's an angel.
[same time with Rosie] Oh my gosh, she's an angel.
Plus, he's dating an angel. It's like dating a supermodel with wings.
Could this date get any worse?
[speaking loudly on her cellphone] Can you hear me Harper? Yes. No I'm on the terrace now.
Put down the phone. I can hear better when you yell.
[takes some food from a plate and walks to the balcony] Ah! Ah! [spits the food out] Ow! That's hot. What was that?
[below on the ground] Ow! That's hot! What was that?
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