[devastated] LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ALL THIS WONDERFUL FOOD GONE TO WASTE! [starts sobbing]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Come on, everyone! Let's get out of here!
[angrily] MUNG DAAL! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, CHEF!
Bye, Chowder,
[angrily] I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!
[still got hit by a fruit] Still dying! [gasps] Mother's gonna kill me for this! Mother's gonna kill me!
WHAT IS THAT RACKET?! [A living racket runs off] AND WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!
[Chowder, Mung, Panini, and Miss Endive are all racing to Gazpacho's food stand for a rare Mood Fruit]
[to Miss Endive] Listen up, woman, that Mood Fruit is MINE!
As usual, nothing but crazy talk from your lips.
I'll tell you what's crazy… this rump of yours, that's what's crazy! Now will you kindly move it out of my way?
I'd be happy to oblige, Mr. Daal. [shoves Mung aside with her rump] Whoops!
[spins around and falls in a hole; calling out to Chowder] Chowder, kick it enough high gear!
High gear, comin' up!
Num-nums! Are you… [rubs Chowder on the cheek; smitten] okay?
Please don't touch me.
You know, [puts the Mood Fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the Mood Fruit colors change to brown, representing her happiness]
[whispering] They're due to brown.
Shh.
I think they look lovely on you, Miss Endive.
Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!
CMChowder and Mung
Grease?
Grease!
[Mung and Chowder are in a big bowl scooping up all the grease]
I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps… [Endive pours more grease on them] POURING MORE ON OUR HEADS!
This ain't gonna be fun.
[Mood Fruit colors change to red, representing her anger; turns to Mung, viciously] You! You can try your little tricks, you can play your little childish games, but rest assured, I will break you! [Mood Fruit colors change again to black, representing her fury; later, she drags Mung and Chowder to a cell door below her kitchen]
Woman, I will NEVER say you're better than me!
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!
Panini, unlock the cell.
Yes, ma'am. [unlocks the cell door]
Bacon?! [opens his mouth and the mama bird feeds him her barf; grossed out] That's NOT bacon!
[yelling] I SAID WE'RE CLOSED!!!!
Chowder, nobody ever exploded having to go "number 1."
We Made it! And the water's perfect.
[sighs] Oh, yeah.
[Both Mung and Schnitzel realize that Chowder has peed in the ocean and they both swim away screaming as some fishes swim away screaming too]
What did I tell you last night.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
No! I told you "No midnight snacking." But you snacked anyway.
No I didn't.
Mung Oh yeah? They why is there food on your face.
Cause there's ALWAYS food on my face.
...True.
What just happened?!
[pokes Shnitzel's hand] You're all squishy. Like a big marshmallow! [bites Shnitzel's hand, causing Shnitzel to scream in pain] Geh! You do not TASTE like a marshmallow.
Radda, radda. [touches his hand]
Shnitzel, have you gone soft?!
[panicking] Radda. Radda radda radda! Ra-raddaradda radda!
So, you dare challenge the dreaded Lead Farfel? I will crush you like the worthless worm you are!
MMother
But he's just a baby.
Then he will surely fail!
MMother
I just wanted directions to the library, jerk.
Each line represents how far the last person was able to carry the Farfel.
[spots a line with Shnitzel's name on it] Hey, this one says "Shnitzel."
[wakes up] Shnitzel?! Have you come to gloat on victories past?
No. Shnitzel's totally weak now. He can't even lift a pickle jar.
[Shnitzel groans and cries]
[laughs] Can't even lift a pickle jar. How does that make you feel, little man? Does it burn you with shame? [sniffs] Ahhh. I can smell your failure. It's a most delicious aroma.
Use that shame, Shnitzel! Be its master, poke it in the gut, call it "Grandpa." We'll whip up that mushy body of yours back into shape, and when you can move the farfel, you will once more be strong!
Regain your former glory, Shnitzel, or be squashed like a BUG!
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