Why would a guy who gets punched with bare knuckles for a living take a plea deal?
Because we're going to hit him with something much harder.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You know I'm human, right? And human people have sex. Sometimes with people they love and sometimes with people they don't even know.
[Andy has been convicted of rape]
That's the end of his career. No one's ever gonna touch him again.
How's he ever gonna make it with a mere 50 million in the bank?
Imagine walking around, everybody thinking you're a rapist.
He can just move to Hollywood.
Do you know how many times I've told parents to stay calm? You don't know how ridiculous that is until it happens to you.
I screwed up, Rafael.
No. This was coordinated, planned, well-executed. Look, there's no way you could have seen this coming, Liv.
You know what the problem is with this job? What good do we really do? I mean, we come in after the fact with a broom and a mop and we clean up the mess. What would really matter, or would... really be special is if, just one time, we could prevent it from hitting the floor.
We prevent the next mess.
I should have seen this coming. As a cop, as a mother, should have seen this coming.
Well, you...
What?
Nothing.
You can't punch me harder than I've already punched myself, believe me.
Maybe you wanted this Sheila thing to work out too much. Look, maybe all you just wanted was a family.
Yeah. What was I thinking?
That's... why I shouldn't have said anything.
[after Fin forces information out of him] Sure hope I wasn't such a dick when I was on the job.
Nobody's home.
Where is she?
Probably enjoying a little time off.
I heard they found her son.
Yup. Turns out he was on a little road trip with grandma.
And I can assume she followed my order to stay away from this case?
Last thing I heard, she was at home, waiting by the phone.
[skeptically] By herself?
You'd be right on that.
[knowing smile] Glad you're on our side, Detective Tutuola.
Count your blessings, Chief. [Dodds leaves] Dick.
Does she know why she's here?
She's a smart lady.
She didn't ask for a lawyer.
Maybe not that smart.
[seeing one of Noah's toys in a "prison"] What's he in for?
Stealing all the ice cream.
I never trusted that elephant.
MMariel
All I ever wanted was to be normal! Now I never will!
[to Rollins] Look, you're a single mom. You're a full-time cop. Your life is not easy. And it's okay to say that out loud every once in a while.
How's the little guy doing?
He's great. He's stayed up past 10:00 every night this week. And last night, I let him finish an entire ice cream sundae, while watching cartoons, in my bed.
And you?
Well... as long as I don't close my eyes, I'm good.
After the military, Mike decides he wants to tend bar at this dive, Lucky's.
Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen.
Before it was chic. After he died, every night for... six months, I'd go into Lucky's. And order one too many vodka sodas. I could tell you not to beat yourself up over Sheila. But if there's one thing I hate, it's a hypocrite.
Optimum Air knew that Carter raped her, and still they put her in that cockpit with him.
Fine. But if you proceed with this case, I suggest you get yourself a big umbrella, 'cause the skies are gonna open up and a lot of federal crap is gonna come raining down on your head.
My umbrella is... plenty big.
[entering as Dodds leaves] Want me to cut him? You know I'll do it.
It's a he said she said, only he's a hero and she's a crazy lady who took a plane hostage.
Congratulations on the indictment.
[chuckles] The first thing Optimum will do is make a motion to dismiss. Which they'll win, but I get to appeal.
And you'll win that?
60/40 against. But we got the wheels turning. If this law's ever going to change, this is a good start.
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